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Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
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Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
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I am not a homeowner. Any more.


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I'm working on repairing the finish on my big camera today. I hope I don't screw it up!
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I burned the bacon this morning. It didn't smell too great, but we ate it anyway.
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Yesterday I found out business taxes don't have anything to do with tax day, and it turns out I'm already into my second month of being delinquent. 

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OuchIrish-Dane wrote:Yesterday I found out business taxes don't have anything to do with tax day, and it turns out I'm already into my second month of being delinquent.
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Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
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I have not.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pmBeen thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
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Staying up for late NHL games should be an acceptable reason for being late to work in the morning. I'm going to have to talk to someone in HR.
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Don't do it. The HR guy is a jerk.
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They're 20% off at Bomgaars.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pmBeen thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
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"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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Wrong thread. I love hats.FredS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 amThey're 20% off at Bomgaars.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pmBeen thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
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My new one is similar to the Mexican Fine Palm Gus with a 4" brim shown in your link. It's a two-toned affair that's stiffened. I have a humongous one with a 6.5" brim that one of my daughters bought for me in Tijuana that's not stiffened. It's great for keeping the sun off my face but it flops around like a fish out of water in the wind.Cleon wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:28 amWrong thread. I love hats.FredS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 amThey're 20% off at Bomgaars.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pmBeen thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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This is a shame and saddens me greatly..
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- rgcurrey
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Great, just when I thought I was done looking at hats for summer . . . .FredS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:50 amMy new one is similar to the Mexican Fine Palm Gus with a 4" brim shown in your link. It's a two-toned affair that's stiffened. I have a humongous one with a 6.5" brim that one of my daughters bought for me in Tijuana that's not stiffened. It's great for keeping the sun off my face but it flops around like a fish out of water in the wind.Cleon wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:28 amWrong thread. I love hats.FredS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 amThey're 20% off at Bomgaars.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pmBeen thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
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I'm listening to Etta James, Sunday Kind of Love, and you are not.
That is all.
That is all.
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