PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

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PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:17 am

Every year Pirate Christian Radio has a "contest" for the worst Easter sermon. Each contestant is presented (with commentary by the smarmy Lutheran host) in the second half of the episode, so you can skip to the time noted if so inclined.

Here are the episodes posted so far:

Contestant #1: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... isen-jesus (1:19:07)

Contestant #2: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... oming-back (1:19:15)

You will not believe #2, it's a doozy.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by Cleon » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:47 am

You got a transcript of these? I'm interested, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing. Just the good parts.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:47 am
You got a transcript of these? I'm interested, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing. Just the good parts.
Sorry, I don't think they do transcripts and I sure ain't gonna type it out :P
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:10 am

Contestants #3, 4, and 5: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... l-peekaboo

#3 is just stoopid. The resurrection as God's game of peekaboo. Ouch.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:19 pm

Contestant #6: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... itual-deal (1:07:42)

Easter Sunday as "Let's Make a Deal" gameshow :egor:
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:11 pm

And finally we have Contestants #7 and 8: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... of-writing

#7: The Resurrection as literature genre plus eastern philosophy

#8: The Resurrection as an Embrace from God

#7 is pretty terrible. #8 is just sort of wishy washy touchy feely fluff.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by arank87 » Wed May 02, 2018 6:17 pm

Why be a Christian if you're ashamed of Christ? I'm not sure what else could be behind sermons this vapid.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Thu May 10, 2018 11:51 am

The moment you've all been waiting for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCOGni5cGc
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by Thoth » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:36 pm

I spend more time than I should watching PCM's videos on youtube (especially the dumpster fire series, makes me think I can actually have a "prophetic word" youtube channel for fun and profit) and their blogs.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

Post by infidel » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:31 am

Thoth wrote:
Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:36 pm
I spend more time than I should watching PCM's videos on youtube (especially the dumpster fire series, makes me think I can actually have a "prophetic word" youtube channel for fun and profit) and their blogs.
Glad I'm not the only one! :bacon:
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