1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm

They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:46 pm

They needlessly endanger noble, heroic dogs.

Goat-Herding Dog Refused To Abandon Flock Amid Firestorm, Miraculously Survived
“By 11:10 we could see the first of the flames across the valley,” he wrote on his Facebook page. “By 11:15 they were growing larger and the winds went mad. We had loaded up the dogs and cats, but Odin, our stubborn and fearless Great Pyrenees would not leave the goats.”
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So the family reluctantly and with heavy hearts, watched Odin was they were departing, hoping they would see him again but knowing it was likely he would not survive.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:17 am

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm
They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

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I think it's dead.




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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm
They are rabble rousers: Goats, donkey corralled after getting loose in Pittsburgh
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."
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Post by Del » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:26 am

coco wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."
My friends in Pittsburgh can sleep safely now.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm

They want yer pizza:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
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They can have the strawberry pizza.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:24 am

Another story about goat getting into a place they should not be.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/06/us/p ... index.html

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Post by SlowToke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am

coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
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They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am

SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
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They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by SlowToke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:49 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am
SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!
I wouldn't be so tough if this wasn't what's wrong with today's society. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm

From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Nature of a Man » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:58 pm

I'm not sure where this is headed, but I'm enjoying the show nonetheless.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:12 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm
From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm

Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:36 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm
Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.
I could wear it on my head for hootenannies.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:15 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:17 am

article wrote:They've destroyed so many of the trees in our orchard. We use the apples to make the school chutney we sell.
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article wrote:Two were up on the garden walls, munching away at the greenery, and then one jumped down to join the four in the garden... there is a noticeable difference to the thickness of the hedging.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Thu May 10, 2018 2:35 am

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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