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Re: doggie doors

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:17 pm

Funny that doggie doors would come up today. Earlier today I was telling my wife that we should install doggie doors in some of the inside doors of our house.
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Post by Goose55 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm

Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her couch
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch
WTH?
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Post by sweetandsour » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:49 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch
WTH?
Yeah, when that happens you know you're in trouble.
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:50 pm

We have an electric dog door. It stays locked unless activated by an rfid tag on the dogs collars. I can also set it to stay locked if we need to keep the dogs in, or out.


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Post by durangopipe » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:11 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:50 pm
We have an electric dog door. It stays locked unless activated by an rfid tag on the dogs collars. I can also set it to stay locked if we need to keep the dogs in, or out.


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We have one of those, too. Works great.
And so far, no rattlers in either of our crotches. :pipe2:
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:51 pm

durangopipe wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:50 pm
We have an electric dog door. It stays locked unless activated by an rfid tag on the dogs collars. I can also set it to stay locked if we need to keep the dogs in, or out.


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We have one of those, too. Works great.
And so far, no rattlers in either of our crotches. :pipe2:
Woo hoo!!!


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Post by Goose55 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:01 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
And yet no one is surprised.
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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:33 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:11 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:50 pm
We have an electric dog door. It stays locked unless activated by an rfid tag on the dogs collars. I can also set it to stay locked if we need to keep the dogs in, or out.


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We have one of those, too. Works great.
And so far, no rattlers in either of our crotches. :pipe2:
And now I will clean the coffee out of my keyboard...I am gonna laugh about this all day!
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Post by durangopipe » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:38 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:33 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:11 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:50 pm
We have an electric dog door. It stays locked unless activated by an rfid tag on the dogs collars. I can also set it to stay locked if we need to keep the dogs in, or out.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
We have one of those, too. Works great.
And so far, no rattlers in either of our crotches. :pipe2:
And now I will clean the coffee out of my keyboard...I am gonna laugh about this all day!
:pipe3:

Love your new avatar, Scott.
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Re: doggie doors

Post by Goose55 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:15 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
And yet no one is surprised.
They are. Don't take silence for validation
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:42 pm

Unclench, Francis,
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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:03 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:42 pm
Unclench, Francis,
Yup I had a chuckle each time I thought of this thread all weekend long. :D
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Re: doggie doors

Post by FredS » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:46 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
And yet no one is surprised.
They are. Don't take silence for validation
Jake is a horrible, horrible man. Despicable. Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
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Post by JimVH » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:05 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:46 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
And yet no one is surprised.
They are. Don't take silence for validation
Jake is a horrible, horrible man. Despicable. Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
Just last week I saw him take a nickel out of a blind man's cup.

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Re: doggie doors

Post by FredS » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:07 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:05 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:46 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:09 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:38 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm
Be careful. My neighbor had a Diamondback Rattlesnake come in through the doggy door. She heard it rattling under her crotch couch
WTH?
This is uncalled for and not in good taste, DL.
And yet no one is surprised.
They are. Don't take silence for validation
Jake is a horrible, horrible man. Despicable. Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
Just last week I saw him take a nickel out of a blind man's cup.
The week before, he took a midget nun to a penguin hunt.
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Re: doggie doors

Post by Jocosoe » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:00 pm

I can't relate™.
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