Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

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Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:45 pm

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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by John-Boy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm

Can’t see it.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:22 pm

This needs to be a Presidential Announcment, text thing, whatever it’s called. Just send it to every <zederated> Body already!
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by coco » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:25 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm
Can’t see it.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Goose55 » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:56 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:45 pm
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Yup. I see it.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:58 pm

coco wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm
Can’t see it.
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Oh oh I see it!


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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by FredS » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:02 pm

james-owen wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:25 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm
Can’t see it.
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Thanks for that james-owen.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm

How is Jo related to JimVH?
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:36 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:02 pm
james-owen wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:25 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm
Can’t see it.
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Thanks for that james-owen.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.

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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by coco » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:44 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.
Cool. I'm John-Boy's sock puppet.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:44 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:44 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.
Cool. I'm John-Boy's sock puppet.
I'm coco's sock puppet.
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"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:24 am

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:44 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:44 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.
Cool. I'm John-Boy's sock puppet.
I'm coco's sock puppet.
Is anybody here not a sock puppet?

(My money's on Google[Bot].)
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Jocose » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:26 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:24 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:44 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:44 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.
Cool. I'm John-Boy's sock puppet.
I'm coco's sock puppet.
Is anybody here not a sock puppet?

(My money's on Google[Bot].)
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"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

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Post by Del » Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:35 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:58 pm
coco wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:00 pm
Can’t see it.
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Oh oh I see it!
I see it now...

It looks more like an owl.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:25 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:24 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:44 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:44 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:29 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm
How is Jo related to JimVH?
I'm his sock puppet.
Cool. I'm John-Boy's sock puppet.
I'm coco's sock puppet.
Is anybody here not a sock puppet?

(My money's on Google[Bot].)
I am not a sock puppet but would like to have one.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:13 am

Did Lucy dye her fur?
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:13 am
Did Lucy dye her fur?
No, she has naturally silver-grey fur

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:16 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:13 am
Did Lucy dye her fur?
No, she has naturally silver-grey fur

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Ah. Not your cat or your floor. Got it. :lol:

I thought she was too much of a lady.
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Re: Forget the Puppy in my Pipe.. Here's a Cat on my Floor

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:21 pm

Jocose wrote:
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A perfect example of why I don't allow cats in the house.

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