Pipe Acquisitions 2019
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I just bought a Tilshead bent billiard on eBay. Probably shouldn't have. Now, I have to pick another pipe to add to the "sell" pile. But I swear, dollar for dollar (I have paid around fifty bucks for each of mine), these things are just remarkable.
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A tin for most accurate prediction and a tin for most pipes purchased.John-Boy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmI might have 1 or 2 more tins around. I'll have to check.coco wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:03 pmI was hoping the prize would be a tin of McClellands from John-Boy.JohnnyMcPiperson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:36 amYep, the prize is a turd that can be refurbished to look beautiful again...coco wrote:This is a contest, right? The one who buys the most pipes in 2019 wins?
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FredS to Mrs FredS, December 2019 - "But dear, if I buy six more pipes I'll win a free tin of tobacco from John-Boy."coco wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:09 pmA tin for most accurate prediction and a tin for most pipes purchased.John-Boy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmI might have 1 or 2 more tins around. I'll have to check.coco wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:03 pmI was hoping the prize would be a tin of McClellands from John-Boy.JohnnyMcPiperson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:36 amYep, the prize is a turd that can be refurbished to look beautiful again...coco wrote:This is a contest, right? The one who buys the most pipes in 2019 wins?
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JB to Mrs JB, December 2019 - "But dear, if I don't buy six more pipes I'll have to send a tin of tobacco to FredS. We can't afford NOT to buy more pipes."FredS wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:13 amFredS to Mrs FredS, December 2019 - "But dear, if I buy six more pipes I'll win a free tin of tobacco from John-Boy."coco wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:09 pmA tin for most accurate prediction and a tin for most pipes purchased.John-Boy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmI might have 1 or 2 more tins around. I'll have to check.coco wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:03 pmI was hoping the prize would be a tin of McClellands from John-Boy.JohnnyMcPiperson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:36 amYep, the prize is a turd that can be refurbished to look beautiful again...coco wrote:This is a contest, right? The one who buys the most pipes in 2019 wins?
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An arms race. I love it.John-Boy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:19 amJB to Mrs JB, December 2019 - "But dear, if I don't buy six more pipes I'll have to send a tin of tobacco to FredS. We can't afford NOT to buy more pipes."FredS wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:13 amFredS to Mrs FredS, December 2019 - "But dear, if I buy six more pipes I'll win a free tin of tobacco from John-Boy."coco wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:09 pmA tin for most accurate prediction and a tin for most pipes purchased.John-Boy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmI might have 1 or 2 more tins around. I'll have to check.coco wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:03 pmI was hoping the prize would be a tin of McClellands from John-Boy.JohnnyMcPiperson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:36 amYep, the prize is a turd that can be refurbished to look beautiful again...coco wrote:This is a contest, right? The one who buys the most pipes in 2019 wins?
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I made it through January with no pipe acquisitions.
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I also cleared January with no purchases...it was close but I resisted and am instead sending off 2 for repairs...it will be like Christmas when they come back.
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Well I'm at 2 for January and 3 for 2019. Does that mean I win? 
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Ordered in January.
Arrived yesterday.




Arrived yesterday.




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I'm glad that one made it to you. It triggered me something fierce.
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Wow, just Wow.
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Well I didn't make it very long...not even through the 2nd month of the year and I have a new/estate pipe headed my way. I made a lowball offer and they accepted it...so I have a Wally Frank Billiard winging its way to Colorado.


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I mean, when they accept a low ball offer it's kinda like they're paying you to take it. You'd be silly not to, right?Bloodhound wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:27 amWell I didn't make it very long...not even through the 2nd month of the year and I have a new/estate pipe headed my way. I made a lowball offer and they accepted it...so I have a Wally Frank Billiard winging its way to Colorado.
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IKR...Whole thing done and to my door for less than $20...that's less than a haircut!JimVH wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:05 amI mean, when they accept a low ball offer it's kinda like they're paying you to take it. You'd be silly not to, right?Bloodhound wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:27 amWell I didn't make it very long...not even through the 2nd month of the year and I have a new/estate pipe headed my way. I made a lowball offer and they accepted it...so I have a Wally Frank Billiard winging its way to Colorado.
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I have examined this year's St Patrick pipes by Peterson. My fast is not at risk.
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I got a Mark Twain cob as my first serious cob-mod.
I have accidentally destroyed the shank.
I've tried a few DOZEN fix actions to no avail.
I'm a Project Manager; not a cob-moder, Jim.
I have accidentally destroyed the shank.
I've tried a few DOZEN fix actions to no avail.
I'm a Project Manager; not a cob-moder, Jim.
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I'll probably only buy the cps poy.
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I bet that JimVH, coco, or winton could turn you a new shank.DepartedLight wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:23 pmI got a Mark Twain cob as my first serious cob-mod.
I have accidentally destroyed the shank.
I've tried a few DOZEN fix actions to no avail.
I'm a Project Manager; not a cob-moder, Jim.
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This showed up 3 days early, opened it last night. It is in fantastic condition. It took about 10 min to clean up and I will give it a smoke tonight.Bloodhound wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:27 amWell I didn't make it very long...not even through the 2nd month of the year and I have a new/estate pipe headed my way. I made a lowball offer and they accepted it...so I have a Wally Frank Billiard winging its way to Colorado.
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