2019 Calandar

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:32 am

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Fainn » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:13 am

I once dated a girl named Peaches. I broke up with her because she was the pits.
I only fart around people I like. Loved ones are warned.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by AnungUnRama » Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:32 pm

Subscribed! I was super stressed out until I found this thread. You sir are a scholar and a gentleman and there are darned few of us left.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:57 am

What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:58 am

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

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Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:58 am

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

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Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:59 am

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 am

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 am

why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Post by Winton » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:01 am

How do you stop a monster from digging up your garden?

Take his shovel away.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by smokadoro » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:38 pm

Winton wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:58 am
Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
Double zing!

Keep 'em coming! :lol:
Do not say "I agree," "I disagree" or "I suspend judgment" until you can say "I understand." ~Mortimer Adler

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:25 pm

You can't run through a campsite. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:26 pm

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke-'em-on!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:26 pm

I've always admired fishermen. Now those are reel men!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:27 pm

What did the pen say to the other pen?

You're incredible!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:28 pm

It was easy for me to master brail, once I got a feel for it.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:28 pm

What do sea monsters eat for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:29 pm

I've heard Prague is cool. You should Czech it out

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:29 pm

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Sun May 12, 2019 2:30 pm

Business is slow these days at the medicine factory. You can really hear a cough drop.

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