1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:30 pm

Jocose wrote: ↑
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durangopipe wrote: ↑
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“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
Coco is not a suspect.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Who would pay $450 for a goat?
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Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:48 pm

coco wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:30 pm
Jocose wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:32 pm
durangopipe wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pm
“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
Coco is not a suspect.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Who would pay $450 for a goat?
Is that the usual response to yer Craigslist ad?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by durangopipe » Sun May 26, 2019 4:36 pm

Coco also finds Morocco annoying.

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Post by coco » Sun May 26, 2019 5:43 pm

durangopipe wrote: ↑
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 Coco also finds Morocco annoying.

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They grow them on trees there.
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Post by Del » Sun May 26, 2019 8:29 pm

Coco ignores all great greetings from the Goat-god:

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Post by Hovannes » Mon May 27, 2019 3:12 pm

Goat cheese on a baguette with fig jam---Mmmmmmmmmmmm! :D
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Post by JudgeRusty » Mon May 27, 2019 4:26 pm

Having State Capitol in his home town atop Goat Hill.
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Post by coco » Mon May 27, 2019 4:43 pm

JudgeRusty wrote: ↑
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 Having State Capitol in his home town atop Goat Hill.
That really does annoy me.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:58 am

Somebody stole some stuff from my car over the weekend. The cops had me fill out an online report and one of the things I could select from the property lookup list was GOATS. That's how it appeared on the list, in all caps. That was the only thing so listed.
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Post by Jocose » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am

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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
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Post by coco » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am

Jocose wrote: ↑
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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
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Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:49 am

Card-Only Business Discriminates Against Customers Who Just Have Milking Goats To Barter With

https://www.theonion.com/card-only-busi ... 1836882955
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Post by Bloodhound » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:17 am

They are escape artists and then they MOB the neighborhood

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pm

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Rutla ... 63481.html

Coco?

Anyone see coco lately?
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:18 pm

The incessant bleating.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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Post by coco » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:32 pm

JudgeRusty wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:49 am
 Card-Only Business Discriminates Against Customers Who Just Have Milking Goats To Barter With

https://www.theonion.com/card-only-busi ... 1836882955
Let's hear a little more from the goat advocate: "Harver later agreed to trade his first-born son in exchange for the expunging his overdue mortgage payments."
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Post by coco » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:33 pm

Bloodhound wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:17 am
 They are escape artists and then they MOB the neighborhood

https://q13fox.com/2019/08/01/the-great ... ghborhood/
Sounds like just another average day in Seattle.
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Post by coco » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:35 pm

UncleBob wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pm
 https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Rutla ... 63481.html

Coco?

Anyone see coco lately?
"The dead goats had bite marks on their heads and broken necks but otherwise were completely intact." This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Grimm.

A really good episode.
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Post by coco » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:36 pm

mont974x4 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:18 pm
 The incessant bleating.


Hello FredS
Almost as bad as political posts on Facebook
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:10 pm

coco wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:35 pm
UncleBob wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pm
 https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Rutla ... 63481.html

Coco?

Anyone see coco lately?
"The dead goats had bite marks on their heads and broken necks but otherwise were completely intact." This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Grimm.

A really good episode.
When starting any investigation it is usually a good idea to round up the usual suspects.

Just sayin'....
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