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Post by JimVH » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:21 pm

I have three unrelated high school graduations to attend this year. All three are in the same ceremony.

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:50 pm

Kidney failure all over again. Been in the hospital for two days so far, looks like I have a couple more to go.
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Post by coco » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:04 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:50 pm
Kidney failure all over again. Been in the hospital for two days so far, looks like I have a couple more to go.
Thread fail and three demerits.

I started a prayer thread.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:29 pm

hugodrax wrote:Kidney failure all over again. Been in the hospital for two days so far, looks like I have a couple more to go.
I’m so sorry my friend.


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Post by Hovannes » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:47 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:50 pm
Kidney failure all over again. Been in the hospital for two days so far, looks like I have a couple more to go.
Praying.
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Post by rgcurrey » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:57 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:50 pm
Kidney failure all over again. Been in the hospital for two days so far, looks like I have a couple more to go.
Yes, praying.
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Post by FredS » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:48 pm

I just tried to describe something as a bad deal in another post. I wrote that it was a "sh!tty deal" but the CPS AI Overlord changed it to say it was a wonderful, awesome, insipiring deal. That totally didn't fit the case so I had to do a quick edit to say it was a rotten deal.
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Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:26 pm

Proof that I'm a terrible person
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Post by gaining_age » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:02 am

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:26 pm
Proof that I'm a terrible person
You and John Piper...

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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am

We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


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Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:54 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am
We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


Hello FredS
My niece has a French Bulldog named Lola who thinks she's a Roomba when kids spill food on the floor.
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Post by FredS » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:32 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am
We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


Hello FredS
We have a knock-off roomba. I consider it a good day when the damn thing does it's thing and makes it back to the charging station without getting stuck someplace.



Hello mont974x4
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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:41 pm

FredS wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:32 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am
We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


Hello FredS
We have a knock-off roomba. I consider it a good day when the damn thing does it's thing and makes it back to the charging station without getting stuck someplace.



Hello mont974x4
I have kids and tell them to go vacuum . . . you guys made out cheaper.
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Post by coco » Sun Jun 02, 2019 3:46 pm

FredS wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:32 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am
We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


Hello FredS
We have a knock-off roomba. I consider it a good day when the damn thing does it's thing and makes it back to the charging station without getting stuck someplace.



Hello mont974x4
Wait... it is possible for one of those things not to get stuck?
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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 3:52 pm

coco wrote:
FredS wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:32 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:38 am
We have a iRobot Roomba. The dogs and cat don’t like it when it bumps into them.


Hello FredS
We have a knock-off roomba. I consider it a good day when the damn thing does it's thing and makes it back to the charging station without getting stuck someplace.



Hello mont974x4
Wait... it is possible for one of those things not to get stuck?
Yes. Ours does fine quite often.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:53 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 11:19 pm
I played well at the softball game tonight. I played left field and caught to pop flies-- the last was the last out. I had a solid contact that was a pop-out; I had a decent hit that got me on first and I swung on a 3-2 pitch that struck me out. The outing at bat didn't look great but I got some runs in on the one at bat. I really looked pretty decent firing the ball in from left field on a few occasions. My wife was proud of me and for that I'll be satisfied (she looked pretty awesome as well and got on base more than I-- she was playing 2nd base).
.3333 batting average is solid. If you managed to extend that for a career, you'd be at number 26 in the MLB Career Batting Average Leaders
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:03 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:53 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 11:19 pm
I played well at the softball game tonight. I played left field and caught to pop flies-- the last was the last out. I had a solid contact that was a pop-out; I had a decent hit that got me on first and I swung on a 3-2 pitch that struck me out. The outing at bat didn't look great but I got some runs in on the one at bat. I really looked pretty decent firing the ball in from left field on a few occasions. My wife was proud of me and for that I'll be satisfied (she looked pretty awesome as well and got on base more than I-- she was playing 2nd base).
.3333 batting average is solid. If you managed to extend that for a career, you'd be at number 26 in the MLB Career Batting Average Leaders
GA is talking about coed slow pitch softball, I think. Not intending to throw cold water on it or anything. It's a good thing.
Never played any coed ball, myself, softball or otherwise. Maybe I should have.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Post by gaining_age » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:56 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:03 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:53 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 11:19 pm
I played well at the softball game tonight. I played left field and caught to pop flies-- the last was the last out. I had a solid contact that was a pop-out; I had a decent hit that got me on first and I swung on a 3-2 pitch that struck me out. The outing at bat didn't look great but I got some runs in on the one at bat. I really looked pretty decent firing the ball in from left field on a few occasions. My wife was proud of me and for that I'll be satisfied (she looked pretty awesome as well and got on base more than I-- she was playing 2nd base).
.3333 batting average is solid. If you managed to extend that for a career, you'd be at number 26 in the MLB Career Batting Average Leaders
GA is talking about coed slow pitch softball, I think. Not intending to throw cold water on it or anything. It's a good thing.
Never played any coed ball, myself, softball or otherwise. Maybe I should have.
I forgot that I had also had a walk. :)

Yes-- slow pitch coed softball.
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:36 am

I have only bought bulk tobacco for the last several months.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:54 am

gaining_age wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:56 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:03 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:53 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 11:19 pm
I played well at the softball game tonight. I played left field and caught to pop flies-- the last was the last out. I had a solid contact that was a pop-out; I had a decent hit that got me on first and I swung on a 3-2 pitch that struck me out. The outing at bat didn't look great but I got some runs in on the one at bat. I really looked pretty decent firing the ball in from left field on a few occasions. My wife was proud of me and for that I'll be satisfied (she looked pretty awesome as well and got on base more than I-- she was playing 2nd base).
.3333 batting average is solid. If you managed to extend that for a career, you'd be at number 26 in the MLB Career Batting Average Leaders
GA is talking about coed slow pitch softball, I think. Not intending to throw cold water on it or anything. It's a good thing.
Never played any coed ball, myself, softball or otherwise. Maybe I should have.
I forgot that I had also had a walk. :)

Yes-- slow pitch coed softball.
Beer league or church league?

Or Catholic church league, which combines the best of both worlds?
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