Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:15 pm

I just put out a fire with a garden hose. 8O
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:09 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:45 pm
This evening we're off to possibly our last graduation party of the season.
I hope a taco truck is somehow involved.
There was indeed a taco truck!
The Al Pastor was exceptionally good!
:taco: :taco: :taco: :taco: :taco:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:13 pm

Back in the ABQ after a trip to the Secret City.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:14 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:09 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:45 pm
This evening we're off to possibly our last graduation party of the season.
I hope a taco truck is somehow involved.
There was indeed a taco truck!
The Al Pastor was exceptionally good!
:taco: :taco: :taco: :taco: :taco:
Artificial Intelligence Pastor?

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Spicey pork :taco:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:33 am

I had a few clutsy maneuvers this weekend, and I thought about starting a thread and asking about some of yours...then I realized that just my clumsiness would take up so much server space, that there would be no opportunity for you to share your clumsy moments. :dance:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:21 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:33 am
I had a few clutsy maneuvers this weekend, and I thought about starting a thread and asking about some of yours...then I realized that just my clumsiness would take up so much server space, that there would be no opportunity for you to share your clumsy moments. :dance:
You mean like the time I was bouncing around in the back seat of the car and landed butt first in moms cactus garden she was taking to a friend?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am

I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
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Post by Hovannes » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:27 am

I also learned that new Black & Decker No.2 Phillips drill bits are worse than useless.
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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:53 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:21 am
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:33 am
I had a few clutsy maneuvers this weekend, and I thought about starting a thread and asking about some of yours...then I realized that just my clumsiness would take up so much server space, that there would be no opportunity for you to share your clumsy moments. :dance:
You mean like the time I was bouncing around in the back seat of the car and landed butt first in moms cactus garden she was taking to a friend?
:lol:
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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:24 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
How do the gorillas feel about that?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:53 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
Wow...I am glad that is all that burned
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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:10 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:53 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
Wow...I am glad that is all that burned
The burning squirrel escaped and ran into the yard, didn't it?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:13 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
Seems like a good time for an upgrade to fire resistant mulch.


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Post by durangopipe » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm

This setter is up for adoption at the rescue where we got Iggy.

Image

I want to rescue him and name him, “Dog Being John Malkovich.”
Maybe “Malkie” for short.
Or “Dog.”

My wife says no.
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:35 pm

durangopipe wrote:This setter is up for adoption at the rescue where we got Iggy.

Image

I want to rescue him and name him, “Dog Being John Malkovich.”
Maybe “Malkie” for short.
Or “Dog.”

My wife says no.
My wife likes the name you’ve chosen for him. It fits him well. I don’t blame you for wanting to rescue him.


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Post by rgcurrey » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:01 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm
This setter is up for adoption at the rescue where we got Iggy.

Image

I want to rescue him and name him, “Dog Being John Malkovich.”
Maybe “Malkie” for short.
Or “Dog.”

My wife says no.
Wow he is a good looking dog.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:18 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:24 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:16 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:55 am
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:18 am
I just finished scooping up a bunch of burned gorilla hair and put down some new stuff.
:?:
Landscape ground cover.
It caught fire last night (tossed cigarette?)
Stinks to high heaven when burning.
How do the gorillas feel about that?
They weren't amused.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:30 pm

Back in Central Texas after surviving several days in the land of Breakin Bad.
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Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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