How Do You Assess CPS?

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Assess?

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M/U
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How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Jocose » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:47 pm

How do you assess CPS?

What are your findings?
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Adam Z » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:52 pm

WIth one of these:

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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by DAN » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:39 pm

I've seen weirder.
I don't always choose sig lines just to tick someone off, but when I do, it's on CPS.

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by FredS » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:11 pm

DAN wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:39 pm
I've seen weirder.
You've been weirder.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by DAN » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:14 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:11 pm
DAN wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:39 pm
I've seen weirder.
You've been weirder.
Flatterer.
I don't always choose sig lines just to tick someone off, but when I do, it's on CPS.

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by durangopipe » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:18 pm

Watch your langua ...
Oh assess, assess.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by coco » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:45 pm

The product did not work as advertised. I am still being abducted by aliens.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by DAN » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:59 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:45 pm
The product did not work as advertised. I am still being abducted by aliens.
You're trying to prove that I haven't seen weirder, aren't you?
I don't always choose sig lines just to tick someone off, but when I do, it's on CPS.

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by coco » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:09 pm

DAN wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:59 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:45 pm
The product did not work as advertised. I am still being abducted by aliens.
You're trying to prove that I haven't seen weirder, aren't you?
Most threads around here contain weirder.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:32 pm

I admit to being a CPS ass. It's true.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Yohanan » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:48 pm

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by philofumo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 am

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Assessment:

The characteristic theme of CPS is a dialectical consciousness imbued simultaneously with immanent coherence and incoherence,
something like a critique of the textual paradigm which denotes linear narrativity as a paradox:

yet, via a Singularity of syllogism and ultimately oddly into individuated out-thereness,
we can all agree that 'A' is for 'apple'.

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Jester » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:50 am

philofumo wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 am
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Assessment:

The characteristic theme of CPS is a dialectical consciousness imbued simultaneously with immanent coherence and incoherence,
something like a critique of the textual paradigm which denotes linear narrativity as a paradox:

yet, via a Singularity of syllogism and ultimately oddly into individuated out-thereness,
we can all agree that 'A' is for 'apple'.
'A' is for 'alligator'.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by philofumo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:20 am

Jester wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:50 am


'A' is for 'alligator'.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:14 pm

My favorite is plain old breaded and deep fried "A"lligaor Bites

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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:36 pm

It has a negative monetary value.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:20 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:36 pm
It has a negative monetary value.
I do not think that this is correct. The last time I looked, CPS was valued at or near $5,000 USD
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:56 pm

CPS is not recommended for inexperienced pipe smokers. It contains a high amount of the finest dark humor from the Roman Catholic and Greek Orthodox Churches, and is combined with bright Protestants to soften the taste just a bit. Still the atmosphere is of non-judgemental piousness with just a slight nuance of sweetness as the underlying taste, which comes from the members themselves and the hot press, which marries the different denominations together. CPS has only an absolute minimum of casing and no top flavor at all. The room note is tolerable.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by coco » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:04 pm

Amazing. I gave the recommended dose to my dog and it cured his dysgraphia and his arachibutyrophobia. Five stars.
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Re: How Do You Assess CPS?

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:06 pm

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