Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

[mont974x4]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

[FredS]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

[mont974x4]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

[FredS]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4

[mont974x4]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4

Hello FredS

[JimVH]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4

Hello FredS

FredS is now BigBen.

[gaining_age]

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.

I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.

I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4

Hello FredS

FredS is now BigBen.

They say the eyesight is the second thing to go...

[Fainn]

I've never stolen a horse from somebody I didn't like.

[FredS]

From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

[mont974x4]

From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

Appreciative chuckle


Hello FredS

[DepartedLight]

From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

Appreciative chuckle


Hello FredS

[CodeMonkey]

I've been spending some quality time with Mr. Jim Beam Black. If you get a chance to make his acquaintance, take advantage of the chance.

[Fainn]

I found my pocket edition of Chicago Manual of Style.Ya'll don't even know how happy I am.

[ReverendThom]

On Thursday night I grabbed the No-name apple juice from the fridge and chugged it straight from the carton. Turns out it was no-name chicken broth. It was a nasty surprise.

I told the story on my show yesterday and then had people call in with their own stories. I laughed.

https://soundcloud.com/user-554976029-6 ... the-carton

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[Hovannes]

It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.

[mont974x4]

I’ve never used Uber or any other ride share trap.


Hello FredS

[Fainn]

Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.

[sweetandsour]

I had a very vivid dream last night, and remembered every face and detail when I woke up, but by late afternoon I couldn't remember the first thing about it.

[coco]

Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.

Thread fail.

[coco]

It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.

It's Autumn here as well.