The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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mont974x4
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by mont974x4 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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FredS
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by FredS » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:18 pm
mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
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mont974x4
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by mont974x4 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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FredS
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by FredS » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:23 pm
mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.
Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.
Hello mont974x4
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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mont974x4
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by mont974x4 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.
Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.
Hello mont974x4
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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by JimVH » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:10 pm
mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.
Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.
Hello mont974x4
Hello FredS
FredS is now BigBen.
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gaining_age
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by gaining_age » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:35 am
JimVH wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:10 pm
mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:mont974x4 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.
Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.
Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.
Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.
Hello mont974x4
Hello FredS
FredS is now BigBen.
They say the eyesight is the second thing to go...
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by Fainn » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:15 pm
I've never stolen a horse from somebody I didn't like.
Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, but mine is the best.
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FredS
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by FredS » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:31 pm
From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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mont974x4
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by mont974x4 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:59 pm
FredS wrote:From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

Appreciative chuckle
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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DepartedLight
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by DepartedLight » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:59 pm
mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:59 pm
FredS wrote:From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor

Appreciative chuckle
Hello FredS

DL Jake
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CodeMonkey
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by CodeMonkey » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:17 pm
I've been spending some quality time with Mr. Jim Beam Black. If you get a chance to make his acquaintance, take advantage of the chance.
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by Fainn » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:41 pm
I found my pocket edition of Chicago Manual of Style.Ya'll don't even know how happy I am.
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by ReverendThom » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:16 am
On Thursday night I grabbed the No-name apple juice from the fridge and chugged it straight from the carton. Turns out it was no-name chicken broth. It was a nasty surprise.
I told the story on my show yesterday and then had people call in with their own stories. I laughed.
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by Hovannes » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:50 pm
It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.
DEUS VULT!
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mont974x4
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by mont974x4 » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:10 pm
I’ve never used Uber or any other ride share trap.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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Fainn
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by Fainn » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.
Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, but mine is the best.
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by sweetandsour » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:19 pm
I had a very vivid dream last night, and remembered every face and detail when I woke up, but by late afternoon I couldn't remember the first thing about it.
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by coco » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:40 am
Fainn wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.
Thread fail.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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by coco » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:16 am
Hovannes wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:50 pm
It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.
It's Autumn here as well.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.