Who would pay $450 for a goat?Jocose wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:32 pmdurangopipe wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pmCoco is not a suspect.“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco
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"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Is that the usual response to yer Craigslist ad?coco wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:30 pmWho would pay $450 for a goat?Jocose wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:32 pmdurangopipe wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:01 pmCoco is not a suspect.“LA Times” wrote:An unusual crime wave is sweeping through Fresno County: More than 60 goats — valued at roughly $27,000 — have gone missing in the last two months.
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Coco also finds Morocco annoying.
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They grow them on trees there.
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There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Coco ignores all great greetings from the Goat-god:
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Goat cheese on a baguette with fig jam---Mmmmmmmmmmmm! 
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Having State Capitol in his home town atop Goat Hill.
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That really does annoy me.
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Somebody stole some stuff from my car over the weekend. The cops had me fill out an online report and one of the things I could select from the property lookup list was GOATS. That's how it appeared on the list, in all caps. That was the only thing so listed.
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They're often confused with the Majestic Mountain Lion.
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Stupid news reporters also annoy me.
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Card-Only Business Discriminates Against Customers Who Just Have Milking Goats To Barter With
https://www.theonion.com/card-only-busi ... 1836882955
https://www.theonion.com/card-only-busi ... 1836882955
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They are escape artists and then they MOB the neighborhood
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https://q13fox.com/2019/08/01/the-great ... ghborhood/
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
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The incessant bleating.
Hello FredS
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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Let's hear a little more from the goat advocate: "Harver later agreed to trade his first-born son in exchange for the expunging his overdue mortgage payments."JudgeRusty wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:49 amCard-Only Business Discriminates Against Customers Who Just Have Milking Goats To Barter With
https://www.theonion.com/card-only-busi ... 1836882955
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Sounds like just another average day in Seattle.Bloodhound wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:17 amThey are escape artists and then they MOB the neighborhood
https://q13fox.com/2019/08/01/the-great ... ghborhood/
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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"The dead goats had bite marks on their heads and broken necks but otherwise were completely intact." This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Grimm.UncleBob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pmhttps://www.wcax.com/content/news/Rutla ... 63481.html
Coco?
Anyone see coco lately?
A really good episode.
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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Almost as bad as political posts on Facebook
"I call [coco] 'barely passable heretic.'" - HugoDrax
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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When starting any investigation it is usually a good idea to round up the usual suspects.coco wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:35 pm"The dead goats had bite marks on their heads and broken necks but otherwise were completely intact." This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Grimm.UncleBob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:09 pmhttps://www.wcax.com/content/news/Rutla ... 63481.html
Coco?
Anyone see coco lately?
A really good episode.
Just sayin'....
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain