I Am This Old

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:50 pm

I remember when smoking was allowed in Hardees, the Waffle House, and the courthouse.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:16 pm

I remember my doctor smoking while he examined me.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:56 pm

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I Am This Old

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:01 am

Pretty sure those still exist no?

Edit: this was supposed to be a quote remark about Junior Mints...
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Gabriel » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:39 pm

Jocose wrote:
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Oh heck yeah.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm

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1950s Indy cars

And toy cars like this ...

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by hugodrax » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:15 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:41 pm
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1950s Indy cars

And toy cars like this ...

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Me too! But that's because I got all my papa's toys. Well made buggers. My kids are playing with the corgi cars.
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Re: I Am This Old

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:53 pm



I was born on this day.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:37 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:53 pm


I was born on this day.
My MIL knew the detective in the tan suit next to LHO.

My wife and her brother used to deliver the newspaper to LHO’s wife after his death. My wife and MIL were friendly with her when they encountered her in public. She was a very nice lady.

That is all.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Gabriel » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:42 pm

michigander wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:32 pm
Nice! My kids and I found an old in the river a few years ago and I had no idea what it was. My neighbor asked for it, I believe she cleaned it up for a patio torch or some such.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:18 am

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Del » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:46 am

Gabriel wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:42 pm
michigander wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:32 pm
Nice! My kids and I found an old in the river a few years ago and I had no idea what it was. My neighbor asked for it, I believe she cleaned it up for a patio torch or some such.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:21 am

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:25 am

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Re: I Am This Old

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Re: I Am This Old

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:22 pm

Hovannes wrote:
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