Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by dasmokeryaget » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:57 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:07 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:48 am
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:34 am
I am the only one in whats left of my family that drinks milk (2% in my coffee)
To try to make Greta Thunberg happy again, I asked Mrs Hov to buy my milk in waxed cardboard half gallon containers instead of plastic.
It's for the whales....and sweet little Greta...and Pope Francis too, I guess. Maybe Pachamama.
One less plastic glob in the ocean. I'm feeling soooo green!
What could go wrong?

I go to open my new half gallon on 2% and it has a plastic cap and pour spout.
:twisted:
You mean Mary?

(A moderator probably needs to discipline me for that.)
No. I can tell you to f*** yourself from here.

That was funny.

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Post by TwoXseveN » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:04 pm

Passed 4 accidents on the way home from Pipe Club last night.
People have to relearn how to drive in snow every darn year, it always dumfounds me.
I used to be 'sassy' but got downgraded.
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Post by dasmokeryaget » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:07 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:25 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:17 am
Here's a video of a pretty girl splitting firewood barefoot. But you don't care, none of you care.

That's hot.
The honesty here is refreshing.

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Post by dasmokeryaget » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:21 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:41 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:40 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:25 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:17 am
Here's a video of a pretty girl splitting firewood barefoot. But you don't care, none of you care.

That's hot.
Here's a video of a pretty girl scything barefoot and y'all still don't care.

I'm beginning to believe you're some sort of prevert.
WTH Hugo! I guess it totally escaped your notice that these girls have more curves than a barrel of fish hooks.

I proudly step into that bracket you so brazenly infer!

Shoot me.

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Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:50 pm

dasmokeryaget wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:56 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:44 pm
I just voted.

For Beto right?
You know it. I took my AR-15 to the polls with me so I could turn it in, but they got mad at me.
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Post by Red129er » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:21 pm

Bout ready to smoke some Samuel Gawith Black XX.

Read some negative reviews about this stuff. They're so funny they'll knock your socks off.

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Post by Hovannes » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:47 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:40 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:25 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:17 am
Here's a video of a pretty girl splitting firewood barefoot. But you don't care, none of you care.

That's hot.
Here's a video of a pretty girl scything barefoot and y'all still don't care.

I wouldn't want either of those girls mad at me 8O
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Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm

It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:34 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
I'm waiting until I have a life to post a bio about.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:30 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:34 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
I'm waiting until I have a life to post a bio about.
Make one up like the rest of us did.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:55 am

It's dismal and dreary here today. My mood, health, and productivity is about the same.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:26 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:30 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:34 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
I'm waiting until I have a life to post a bio about.
Make one up like the rest of us did.
Mine is 100% true.
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Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:29 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:26 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:30 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:34 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
I'm waiting until I have a life to post a bio about.
Make one up like the rest of us did.
Mine is 100% true.
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:02 pm
Are you a sock puppet?
This question was never answered to my satisfaction.
You can't be real. You catch trout on the Front Range. Nobody catches trout on the Front Range.

Are you still looking for the right guy so you can attend a Rennessaince Renessence (dammit, I struggle with this word) Renaissance Fear Fair Fairre? Try looking in Boulder. Or Trinidad.

By the way, it's easy to pack a pipe: You put it inside a clean sock and stuff it in the suitcase. If you want to pack more than a couple of pipes you'll need to buy some more socks.

You're welcome.
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Post by FredS » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:49 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:29 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:26 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:30 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 10:34 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:48 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:54 pm
It was ten years ago today I joined this community. I've made some friends here. I've learned a lot about other faiths. There are many members who were very active, but they have just faded away. I think a lot of it has to do with the divisions that plague our country. That makes me sad. Of course some have faded away because of other obligations. Most of them I miss, others not so much.
But, have you posted a bio yet?
I'm waiting until I have a life to post a bio about.
Make one up like the rest of us did.
Mine is 100% true.
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:02 pm
Are you a sock puppet?
This question was never answered to my satisfaction.
You can't be real. You catch trout on the Front Range. Nobody catches trout on the Front Range.

Are you still looking for the right guy so you can attend a Rennessaince Renessence (dammit, I struggle with this word) Renaissance Fear Fair Fairre? Try looking in Boulder. Or Trinidad.

By the way, it's easy to pack a pipe: You put it inside a clean sock and stuff it in the suitcase. If you want to pack more than a couple of pipes you'll need to buy some more socks.

You're welcome.
Finally! Some sound pipe advice on CPS. Thanks man.

Maybe I'll pack them in my sock puppets.

And Trinidad? Really.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Post by FredS » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:55 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:29 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:26 am
Are you still looking for the right guy so you can attend a Rennessaince Renessence (dammit, I struggle with this word) Renaissance Fear Fair Fairre? Try looking in Boulder. Or Trinidad.

By the way, it's easy to pack a pipe: You put it inside a clean sock and stuff it in the suitcase. If you want to pack more than a couple of pipes you'll need to buy some more socks.

You're welcome.
And Trinidad? Really.
Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. Took a minute.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:06 pm

:signofcross:
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:55 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:29 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:26 am
Are you still looking for the right guy so you can attend a Rennessaince Renessence (dammit, I struggle with this word) Renaissance Fear Fair Fairre? Try looking in Boulder. Or Trinidad.

By the way, it's easy to pack a pipe: You put it inside a clean sock and stuff it in the suitcase. If you want to pack more than a couple of pipes you'll need to buy some more socks.

You're welcome.
And Trinidad? Really.
Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. Took a minute.
:D
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The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:39 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:55 am
It's dismal and dreary here today. My mood, health, and productivity is about the same.
umm. move to negative reviews already.
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Post by AnungUnRama » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:53 pm

I love reading these posts and getting to know you guys thru the randomness. Ever have your give a darn bust? Cuz mine has. And this thread makes that just a little less depressing.

The Lord's mercies are new every morning but right now I am feeling like the old Rich Mullins tune Hard To Get. Listen to the demo version not the studio. It is so much more... raw.

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