Where the deuce is UncleBob?

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Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:28 pm

Where the deuce is UncleBob?

What's going on round here?
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by michigander » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:48 pm

You might try looking in Lubbock.

Just sayin' :wink:

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:16 pm

I hear he's out in California digging up dirt on Jared to prevent him winning the 'Most Likely Not To Win An Award' again.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:27 pm

I know he's made recent visits to Austin. Maybe he decided to stay and Keep Weird.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm

Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:10 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
Bed & Breakfast. There was no issue with Beer but, BBQ has us at an impasse.

BB&B perhaps?
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Fainn » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:22 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by coco » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:28 am

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Del » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:57 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:10 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
Bed & Breakfast. There was no issue with Beer but, BBQ has us at an impasse.

BB&B perhaps?
The barbecue is great! People love it. Two Pit Barrell Cookers. I do Ozark style. Bob does Texas Style & other fancy stuff (like roasted pepper salsa).

The hardest part was getting Bob to wear the kilt.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:05 am

I heard his parents kicked him out of the basement and the computers at the library have a filter that won't allow access to CPS.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:47 am

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I hear he was spotted at a new hipster record store in Lubbock along with Skip.

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:51 pm

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Breaking news.. this just in:

UncleBob's Advent calendar has been spotted. I have it on good authority that the lines marked do not represent days but actually represent hours.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pm

Do know, however, praying he is in a lab recreating a supply of Shortcut to Mushrooms.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by gaining_age » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:01 pm

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:14 pm

I miss him wherever he's at.
My work here is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing
You married guys crack me up Oh wait...never mind
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by michigander » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:54 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:31 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:27 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:08 pm
Austin is still weird.
At least it's next door to Round Rock Donuts.
Haven't been....

....yet.
Maybe someone needs to look for UB at Round Rock Donuts.

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:21 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:14 pm
I miss him wherever he's at.
Me to.
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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:33 pm

michigander wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:54 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:31 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:27 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:08 pm
Austin is still weird.
At least it's next door to Round Rock Donuts.
Haven't been....

....yet.
Maybe someone needs to look for UB at Round Rock Donuts.
We are actually going there Saturday. I'll keep an eye out.
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Y'all crazy

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Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:26 pm

Maybe he is busy working on new Traeger recipes?

Where you at, UB?
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