Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

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Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:31 pm

Use this handy dandy pee chart to know for sure.

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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Del » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:51 pm

I can't remember what color my wee-wee was long enough to consult the chart.

I'd better have another Miller High Life, just to be safe.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Goose55 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:06 pm

News you can use. Thanks, Fainn.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:20 pm

As aman with poor kidney health, I endorse Fainn's post whole-heartedly.

Drink more water.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by JimVH » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:15 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:31 pm
Use this handy dandy pee chart to know for sure.

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We have this chart posted in every bathroom stall at work. Proper hydration is a real challenge with busy medics.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:15 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:31 pm
Use this handy dandy pee chart to know for sure.

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We have this chart posted in every bathroom stall at work. Proper hydration is a real challenge with busy medics.
I didn't drink any water last week when I mowed. I woke up with the most awful leg cramp and spent the day walking like an 80 year old man.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:35 pm

Mowed the yard and planted some watermelon seeds today. 5 bottles of water before I was in the proper range.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Thunktank » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:38 pm

Yes I do. I learned about the truth of that chart in the Marine Corps. We were forced to “hydrate” often. I still do. Sometimes I urinate and when I’m done I wonder if I aimed well enough because the clear water in the toilet is still so clear. :clown:

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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:42 pm

Mowed the back and side yards on 5 bottles of water. Need to drink at least two more before I'm at the right level.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Goose55 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:23 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:35 pm
Mowed the yard and planted some watermelon seeds today. 5 bottles of water before I was in the proper range.
Isn't 7/4 kind of late to be planting seeds?
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by ChildOfGod » Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:51 pm

Is this a piss'n contest?
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:20 pm

ChildOfGod wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:51 pm
Is this a piss'n contest?
Yep.
I’m streaming it right now.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by JimVH » Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:54 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:20 pm
ChildOfGod wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:51 pm
Is this a piss'n contest?
Yep.
I’m streaming it right now.
Bwahahaha
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:09 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:23 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:35 pm
Mowed the yard and planted some watermelon seeds today. 5 bottles of water before I was in the proper range.
Isn't 7/4 kind of late to be planting seeds?
The state extension office said first of July.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:57 am

The chart has helped me keep track. I always need more than I think I do.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by ReverendThom » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:19 pm

Dang, I rock a 6/7 a lot in the summer
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Cleon » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:14 am

Drink a gallon of water a day, kids.
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Re: Drinking Enough Water this Summer?

Post by Fainn » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:18 am

Cleon wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:14 am
Drink a gallon of water a day, kids.
So true.
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