What makes Dug's head hurt???

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What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Skip » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:16 am

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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:38 am

Staple gun applied to the scalp?
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:39 am

a roundhouse kick to the side of his head?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:41 am

low door frame?
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:42 am

A midget running under him that is a bit too tall?
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:43 am

a member of the opposite political party?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:46 am

whiplash
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:47 am

Riding in a dog mobile with dumb and dumber?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:48 am

sinus infection?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:49 am

Meningitis?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:49 am

Intracranial tumours?
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:50 am

larva growing inside his ear canals?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:51 am

Subarachnoid haemorrhage?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:51 am

Temporal arteritis?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:51 am

Primary angle closure glaucoma?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:51 am

Idiopathic intracranial hypertension?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:52 am

Subacute carbon monoxide poisoning?
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Post by PhilioG » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:53 am

A head vice?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:53 am

decrease blood flow to his head?
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:53 am

pokemon?
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