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The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by gravel » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:42 pm

Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
I thought it was "... and you risk a thumb sprain."

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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:55 pm

gravel wrote:
Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
I thought it was "... and you risk a thumb sprain."
I was writing about big cheeseburgers. I have no idea what you two are talking about.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by gravel » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:56 pm

FredS wrote:
gravel wrote:
Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
I thought it was "... and you risk a thumb sprain."
I was writing about big cheeseburgers. I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Massaging cheeseburgers.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:35 pm

gravel wrote:
FredS wrote:
gravel wrote:
Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
I thought it was "... and you risk a thumb sprain."
I was writing about big cheeseburgers. I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Massaging cheeseburgers.

Mmmm cheeseburgers.


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Re: 'Merica

Post by SergeantMark » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:33 pm

How about a hamburger served between two grilled cheese sandwiches? Grilled Cheese Grille, Portland, OR.
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Re: 'Merica

Post by SergeantMark » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:35 pm

gravel wrote:Image
I love this SO MUCH!
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Re: 'Merica

Post by ZealousBob » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:29 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
gravel wrote:
FredS wrote:
gravel wrote:
Onyx wrote:
FredS wrote:Anything more than a handful is a waste.
I thought that maxim was about something else.
I thought it was "... and you risk a thumb sprain."
I was writing about big cheeseburgers. I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Massaging cheeseburgers.

Mmmm cheeseburgers.


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Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:51 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:55 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by AFRS » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:12 am

coco wrote:Image

This makes me happy.

And hungry.

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Re: 'Merica

Post by FredS » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:53 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by coco » Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:51 am

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Re: 'Merica

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 'Merica

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:20 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:21 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:26 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by hogleg » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:42 pm

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Aye. Happiness has been achieved. I can now love you all because I'll never know what you actually think. --- Hugodrax, 16 July 2016

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Re: 'Merica

Post by A_Morley » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:22 pm

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Re: 'Merica

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:25 pm

Ace Waterbutt lives.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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