What makes Dug's head hurt???

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Post by Dewey » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:23 pm

Dear BeastMaster,

Please stop putting those ferrets in your pants....

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Post by Dewey » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:24 pm

Dear Roadmaster,

Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.

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Post by Skip » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:58 pm

Jukin'
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:09 pm

twerkin'
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:13 pm

Brain freeze
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:14 pm

Pass or Puff
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:15 pm

Powderpuff football
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:16 pm

When Jocose calls Rusty, "El Rustiño".
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:17 pm

When Rusty calls Jocose, "El Rustiño"
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:17 pm

Pork butt not in his belly
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:19 pm

The debate over whether Han or Greedo shot first.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:19 pm

People who pronounce Pecan like its an old name for a Chinese city.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:20 pm

George Lucas, in general
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:21 pm

When Skip writes "Jukin'" when he clearly means "Jesus Jukin'".
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:21 pm

Dukes of Hazard reruns.
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:22 pm

When el Trujillo Jesus Hoya dog ll bites
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:23 pm

When A Morley calls at 3 am in a drunken rage
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Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:25 pm

When security cameras catch him slipping on the spilled chicken juice he "slipped on"
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by John-Boy » Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:25 pm

Yeah... this is one of my all time favorite CPS threads.
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Re: What makes Dug's head hurt???

Post by Del » Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:56 pm

All of the miss in this thread?


Especially the missing Dug?
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