Red River Shootout

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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:11 pm

A little off topic, but something from the history of the rivalry.

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:36 pm

When the Texas football team travels to another state, they lower the average IQ of both states.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:38 pm

Did you hear about the OU quarterback who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage?

He missed.
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Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:41 pm

Why are rectal thermometers banned on the OU campus?



Fear of brain damage.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:41 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:36 pm
When the Texas football team travels to another state, they lower the average IQ of both states.
Don't they first have to get permission from their probation and parole officers?
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:53 pm

JimVH wrote:
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Why are rectal thermometers banned on the OU campus?



Fear of brain damage.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:12 pm

How do you get an OU graduate off your porch?










Pay him for the pizza.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:55 pm

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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:27 pm

University of Texas football players change their football uniform for a different uniform when they graduate. Below are some examples.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:15 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:27 pm
University of Texas football players change their football uniform for a different uniform when they graduate. Below are some examples.
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Wow, now I understand why Whataburger uniforms and prison jumpsuits are orange . . . makes sense.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:17 pm

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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:23 am

Today is the last day of this nonsense for another year. I won't watch, but I hope it's a good game for fans to watch. I pray there are no injuries.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:48 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:23 am
Today is the last day of this nonsense for another year. I won't watch, but I hope it's a good game for fans to watch. I pray there are no injuries.
Indeed. All in good fun.

Until next year...



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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:30 pm

It looks like Oklahoma came out on top this year. I wish I had half of the money that was bet on the game. I could buy JimVH his own Whataburger.
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Re: Red River Shootout

Post by hugodrax » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:14 pm

Late to the party, but do you know why it's so windy in Texas?
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