Confessions

[Fainn]

I dislike alter calls.

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Its like I don't even know you.

[Fainn]

I have a terrible fear I'm going to wuss out on getting the tattoo.

[mont974x4]

With my wife out of town I have been binge watching The Office. I don’t find it that funny. But I can’t stop watching.


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[JimVH]

With my wife out of town I have been binge watching The Office. I don’t find it that funny. But I can’t stop watching.


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Every now and then I'll call my staff into my office and we'll watch an episode or two on Netflix. We call it in-service training.

[mont974x4]

With my wife out of town I have been binge watching The Office. I don’t find it that funny. But I can’t stop watching.


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Every now and then I'll call my staff into my office and we'll watch an episode or two on Netflix. We call it in-service training.

LOL. Nice


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[sweetandsour]

I asked my wife, "what is groping?".
Fishing, she says, without a line or pole, like wading along a bank for catfish.
Apparently it's also something done by pastors of mega churches, to their women, I replied.

[Thoth]

During the whole Bill Clinton imbroglio, made the mistaken of correcting my mothers misconception of what oral sex was (she thought it was talking dirty, then when I said it wasn't that she thought it was kissing)

[Tatanka]

During the whole Bill Clinton imbroglio, made the mistaken of correcting my mothers misconception of what oral sex was (she thought it was talking dirty, then when I said it wasn't that she thought it was kissing)

Oh for more innocence today!

[Sir Moose]

I got distracted and lit the wrong end of my cigar. Thankfully, it held together for me.

[Thoth]

I got distracted and lit the wrong end of my cigar. Thankfully, it held together for me.

Better than putting the lit end accidentally into your mouth... (not that I did that but once while serving in the altar forgot I was holding a candle and went to scratch my nose and set my hair on fire)

[Tatanka]

I got distracted and lit the wrong end of my cigar. Thankfully, it held together for me.

Better than putting the lit end accidentally into your mouth... (not that I did that but once while serving in the altar forgot I was holding a candle and went to scratch my nose and set my hair on fire)

Then why didn't you go into intertainment a as a stand-up "lighted" comedian?

[durangopipe]

Okay, about the beard . . . time for the confession:

I had no intention of shaving it off.

My wife and I were getting ready for bed and engaged in conversation. I got out my beard trimmer to trim my beard while we were talking. Distracted by our conversation, I made a pass through my chin - before putting on the plastic guide. Shaved half my beard down to stubble.

It looked horrible.

I decided to take off the rest of the beard, leave the mustache, and let the beard grow back - so shave off the rest of the beard I did. Now, I looked like and elderly Sonny Bono.

No more Gabby Hayes. Suddenly, Yosemite Sam.

The mustache had to go, too.

[CodeMonkey]

I got distracted and lit the wrong end of my cigar. Thankfully, it held together for me.

Better than putting the lit end accidentally into your mouth... (not that I did that but once while serving in the altar forgot I was holding a candle and went to scratch my nose and set my hair on fire)

Please forgive me for laughing at your misfortune.

[rgcurrey]

Okay, about the beard . . . time for the confession:

I had no intention of shaving it off.

My wife and I were getting ready for bed and engaged in conversation. I got out my beard trimmer to trim my beard while we were talking. Distracted by our conversation, I made a pass through my chin - before putting on the plastic guide. Shaved half my beard down to stubble.

It looked horrible.

I decided to take off the rest of the beard, leave the mustache, and let the beard grow back - so shave off the rest of the beard I did. Now, I looked like and elderly Sonny Bono.

No more Gabby Hayes. Suddenly, Yosemite Sam.

The mustache had to go, too.

But you could have been the root'nest toot'nest fly fisher this side of the Pecos.

[durangopipe]

Okay, about the beard . . . time for the confession:

I had no intention of shaving it off.

My wife and I were getting ready for bed and engaged in conversation. I got out my beard trimmer to trim my beard while we were talking. Distracted by our conversation, I made a pass through my chin - before putting on the plastic guide. Shaved half my beard down to stubble.

It looked horrible.

I decided to take off the rest of the beard, leave the mustache, and let the beard grow back - so shave off the rest of the beard I did. Now, I looked like and elderly Sonny Bono.

No more Gabby Hayes. Suddenly, Yosemite Sam.

The mustache had to go, too.

But you could have been the root'nest toot'nest fly fisher this side of the Pecos.

Well dang it, now ya tell me.

[Thoth]

I got distracted and lit the wrong end of my cigar. Thankfully, it held together for me.

Better than putting the lit end accidentally into your mouth... (not that I did that but once while serving in the altar forgot I was holding a candle and went to scratch my nose and set my hair on fire)

Please forgive me for laughing at your misfortune.

Its okay thats my wife's main source of amusement. It was pretty funny if you saw the second priest that happened to be celebrating in the liturgy see me and gesture wildly at me trying to get my attention that it was happening.