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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:04 am

I just abruptly picked up my coffee cup to see if it was empty. It wasn't. I sloshed the last bit of coffee out all over my desk.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Jocose » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:44 pm

The wife and I agree on nothing in politics. We've had a spat or two but we really dont let our politics get in the way in our relationship.
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Re: Confessions

Post by ReverendThom » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:29 pm

Jocose wrote:The wife and I agree on nothing in politics. We've had a spat or two but we really dont let our politics get in the way in our relationship.
I think you two could teach your countrymen a thing or two right now.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:59 pm

Ordered some ejuice. The flavors are hazelnut java, Strawberry Banana Smoothie, and Choco Nana
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Re: Confessions

Post by durangopipe » Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:59 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:29 pm
Jocose wrote:The wife and I agree on nothing in politics. We've had a spat or two but we really dont let our politics get in the way in our relationship.
I think you two could teach your countrymen a thing or two right now.

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:16 pm

I don't really even like the Longhorns.
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Re: Confessions

Post by vwdeano » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:15 am

I live in crazy, obsessive football country... and I'm not a sports fan. Just can't get worked up over it...
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Re: Confessions

Post by UncleBob » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:44 pm

JimVH doesn't even really like the Longhorns.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Unkinjoe » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:57 pm

vwdeano wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:15 am
I live in crazy, obsessive football country... and I'm not a sports fan. Just can't get worked up over it...
go visit texas, it'll make you feel better about your situation.

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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:17 pm

Unkinjoe wrote:
Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:57 pm
vwdeano wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:15 am
I live in crazy, obsessive football country... and I'm not a sports fan. Just can't get worked up over it...
go visit texas, it'll make you feel better about your situation.
Especially this week in SE Texas. "Mid-County Madness", it's called. Also called the "Bum Phillips Bowl", Port Neches-Groves Indians vs Nederland Bulldogs.
Not that anyone here cares, of course. Oh wait, this is the wrong thread for that perhaps.
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Re: Confessions

Post by gaining_age » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:15 am

I have just cleaned my percolator.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:17 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:15 am
I have just cleaned my percolator.
I hear that it's recommended that everybody does that when they turn 50.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:08 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:17 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:15 am
I have just cleaned my percolator.
I hear that it's recommended that everybody does that when they turn 50.
That percolator prep is a real booger.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Jocose » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:51 am

Lord Jesus the Christ son of God I confess that I am the worst sinner possible, please forgive me.

"The things that I want to do, I dont. The things that I dont want to do, I do..... Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death?...

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Re: Confessions

Post by Thunktank » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:05 pm

All my jeans have spandex in them. So glad that spandex is no longer just for the ladies. I’m looking forward to yoga pants for men now too.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Cleon » Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:55 am

Thunktank wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:05 pm
All my jeans have spandex in them. So glad that spandex is no longer just for the ladies. I’m looking forward to yoga pants for men now too.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Cleon » Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:57 am

One time, when I was a boy, I thought it would be a good idea to untie a docked boat and push it out into the lake. So I did it and ran away. I've always felt guilty for doing that.
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Re: Confessions

Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:24 am

One time, when I was a boy, someone thought it would be a good idea to untie my docked boat and push it out on the lake. Many Bothans died to to bring us that boat back to the dock.

I hope they feel eternally guilty for that.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm

One time when I was a boy, I sat on the shore of a lake sniping at Bothans. I told people that I got more of them than I really did.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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