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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:41 pm

JimVH wrote:
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arank87 wrote:
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I smoke Swisher Sweets when hunting or fishing.
Every once in a while I actually crave one.
I don't know either of you anymore.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pm

I've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Yohanan » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:03 pm

I like fried bologna and bacon sandwiches with lettuce, and american cheese.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Oct 26, 2019 11:33 pm

It irritates me to no end that believers in Christian End Times fiction and movies refuse to use lethal weapons against the very people they know want to kill them. If I am living in the End Times, I am taking out some of the Antichrist's army.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:48 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pm
I've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
One bag?!? LOL

I think we're on about our fifth bag...and we don't even plan on giving any out on Halloween!
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:47 pm

The pastor rattled off a bunch of sins and I committed all of them this week except for drug use.
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