Cheese in the news

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Hovannes » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:19 am

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:48 pm

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:22 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Cheese in the news

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"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:03 pm

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:42 pm

I'd represent that man in an heartbeat. We must applaud the great American hustler when we see him.

The hair, though, might just be a dealbreaker.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Cheese in the news

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Cheese in the news

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Cheese in the news

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Del » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:10 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:42 pm
I'd represent that man in an heartbeat. We must applaud the great American hustler when we see him.

The hair, though, might just be a dealbreaker.
Like you never saw a Jamaican cheesehead before?

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:59 am

the cheeses that GK Chesterton would have known (and loved!)
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:25 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pm

I wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...

What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
...
"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:43 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pm
I wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...

What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
...
"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
I know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by Del » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:42 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:43 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pm
I wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...

What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
...
"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
I know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.
Canadians are made of ham?
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:11 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:42 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:43 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pm
I wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...

What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
...
"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
I know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.
Canadians are made of ham?

Well that and I guess imported cheese. Just add with large quantities Molson to it and mix with a hockey stick.
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:20 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:36 am

So pretty . . . I would have been constipated for a month if I had my druthers and allowed to sample at will.
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by UncleBob » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:59 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:36 am
So pretty . . . I would have been constipated for a month if I had my druthers and allowed to sample at will.
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Re: Cheese in the news

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:20 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:59 am
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:36 am
So pretty . . . I would have been constipated for a month if I had my druthers and allowed to sample at will.
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Amen brother.
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

For the time is coming when people will not endure sound[a] teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths. - 2 Tim 4:3-4

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