OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by Hovannes » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:45 pm

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The oaks are doing their happy dance.
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Post by Trekon86 » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:18 am

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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by A_Morley » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:36 am

Whatever happens to the damnable piece of furniture, just know that I'll disapprove.
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by A_Morley » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:39 am

UncleBob wrote:A. Morley, 32 OTC burley aficionado and grumpy man extraordinaire, added, "I disapprove."
Dammit. He beat me to it.

What's more, I'm thirty three. As such I still disapprove.
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Post by Jocose » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:50 am

A true victory indeed.

I, along with thousands of my fellow red blooded Americans shall rest easy tonight.

Thank you UB, thank you.
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Post by coco » Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:19 am

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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:06 am

UncleBob wrote:This is CPSNN.
Who is our voice over for this line? I need to have the full experience.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:39 am

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Post by UncleBob » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:10 pm

Maybe a follow-up...
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by Thunktank » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:28 pm

Does anyone have a chainsaw I can borrow? This table is YUGE! Too big for Texas.
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by Del » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:27 pm

Did you have it gilded, as befits the Greatness of America Again?
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by FredS » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:52 pm

Del wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:27 pm
Did you have it gilded, as befits the Greatness of America Again?
The Table Was Never Great.
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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:15 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:06 am
UncleBob wrote:This is CPSNN.
Who is our voice over for this line? I need to have the full experience.
Gilbert Gottfried

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Re: OAKGATE: CPS IN CRISIS

Post by Cleon » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:57 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:06 am
UncleBob wrote:This is CPSNN.
Who is our voice over for this line? I need to have the full experience.
Gilbert Gottfried

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