So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Nature of a Man » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:02 pm

I'm curious how whether or not the earth was round or flat would affect their lives in any way... even if they were "right", the whole "movement" just seems like someone with too much time on their hands trying to "win" an argument about whether or not Darth Vader could kill Captain Picard...

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jocose » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:19 pm

Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:02 pm
I'm curious how whether or not the earth was round or flat would affect their lives in any way... even if they were "right", the whole "movement" just seems like someone with too much time on their hands trying to "win" an argument about whether or not Darth Vader could kill Captain Picard...
Captain Kirk would kill Picard in 3 rounds or less..
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Nature of a Man » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:23 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:19 pm
Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:02 pm
I'm curious how whether or not the earth was round or flat would affect their lives in any way... even if they were "right", the whole "movement" just seems like someone with too much time on their hands trying to "win" an argument about whether or not Darth Vader could kill Captain Picard...
Captain Kirk would kill Picard in 3 rounds or less..
lol...

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:28 am

Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:23 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:19 pm
Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:02 pm
I'm curious how whether or not the earth was round or flat would affect their lives in any way... even if they were "right", the whole "movement" just seems like someone with too much time on their hands trying to "win" an argument about whether or not Darth Vader could kill Captain Picard...
Captain Kirk would kill Picard in 3 rounds or less..
lol...
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jocose » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:46 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:28 am
Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:23 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:19 pm
Nature of a Man wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:02 pm
I'm curious how whether or not the earth was round or flat would affect their lives in any way... even if they were "right", the whole "movement" just seems like someone with too much time on their hands trying to "win" an argument about whether or not Darth Vader could kill Captain Picard...
Captain Kirk would kill Picard in 3 rounds or less..
lol...
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:40 am

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:50 pm

The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself..
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:17 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:50 pm
The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself..
I see what you did there. Well done.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:16 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jester » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:48 pm

I am starting to believe that flat earthers are just very good trolls who convinced certain scientific minded people to believe there are actually people who think the world is flat.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:58 pm

Jester wrote:
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I am starting to believe that flat earthers are just very good trolls who convinced certain scientific minded people to believe there are actually people who think the world is flat.
And the Amish, but that's just a tax dodge from what I've seen.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:52 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:00 pm

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Its freaking Hilarious to see Flat Earthers reject "science" but will conduct their own "experiments" to prove the earth is flat.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:08 pm

What if the they are so highly developed that they see think and hear in four or more dimensions and therefore, to them, a sphere is flat. And they try to make the rest of us understand but we are so three dimensional that we can't understand.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:18 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:08 pm
What if the they are so highly developed that they see think and hear in four or more dimensions and therefore, to them, a sphere is flat. And they try to make the rest of us understand but we are so three dimensional that we can't understand.
Hmm... if that is so, then they should have an advantage in their arguments given that we, as three dimensional creatures, are forced by our very natures to observe time in a linear progression. We would be susceptible to logical progression. Clearly, human history argues against that so I am going with this: They are TNLP high.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:53 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:18 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:08 pm
What if the they are so highly developed that they see think and hear in four or more dimensions and therefore, to them, a sphere is flat. And they try to make the rest of us understand but we are so three dimensional that we can't understand.
Hmm... if that is so, then they should have an advantage in their arguments given that we, as three dimensional creatures, are forced by our very natures to observe time in a linear progression. We would be susceptible to logical progression. Clearly, human history argues against that so I am going with this: They are TNLP high.
Ha ha. Way out of my league anyway. I'm pretty much a two dimensional guy.
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Post by Jocosoe » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:04 am

I can't relate™.
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The earth is flat, flat earth warming is fake, and Del is a tax and spend liberal.
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Post by Fainn » Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:30 pm

Stanley76 wrote:What if the they are so highly developed that they see think and hear in four or more dimensions and therefore, to them, a sphere is flat. And they try to make the rest of us understand but we are so three dimensional that we can't understand.
We all do things in 3 and a half dimensions ( time only goes in one direction). There was a video on youtube of a supposedly 8 dimensional object, but it was bogus.

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