So, recently JimVH shipped me this monkey

[DepartedLight]

We were conducting routine CPS estate pipe business, as we have in the past. Without incident.

In the packaging, as is Jim's want, he included a little add on. Sometimes it's a sample of tobacco, maybe a tamper, you get the idea.

This time it was a monkey. A monkey with a woot American flag themed cape and red cap. Said monkey had, yes had; not has, velcro on his front hands to wrap him around whatever you want.

I have to admit i was smitten by it's simplistic charm as i removed it from the box and straightened his cap and flattened his cape. I recall grinning. I Velcroed him to the handle on the stove. No good. Fridge door. Yeah. No.

One night, as I tried to figure out where the monkey could live in my house I got sick of it and tossed the monkey to the side. The dogs were not interested in destroying it. Safe.

Two days later I'm stumbling around trying to make coffee with one eye half opened and I step on that damn monkey. Annoyed, I kick slide it into the wall out of the way.

That was the first time I heard it scream.

I peed myself a little. And not in a good way.

In my obvious sudden alarm both dogs attacked the screaming monkey and rendered it a non-threat.

Good dogs.

JimVH is an evil bastard who has good taste in pipes.

[hugodrax]

You truly must donate your liver to science, rummie.

[JimVH]

Mission. Accomplished.

[Gabriel]

Mrs and I are laughing with tears over here.

Those monkeys are crazy loud and obnoxious...

[hugodrax]

Mrs and I are laughing with tears over here.

Those monkeys are crazy loud and obnoxious...

Those are two horrendous sentences. At least add the fourth period.

[durangopipe]

Mrs and I are laughing with tears over here.

Those monkeys are crazy loud and obnoxious...

Those are two horrendous sentences. At least add the fourth period.

Terminal ellipsis sounds like an incurable disease.
I understand it crossed over to humans from foul-mouthed monkeys during a CIA experiment gone awry.

[gaining_age]

So, you eventually "gave the monkey a hotdog".

[Irish-Dane]

So, you eventually "gave the monkey a hotdog".

[DepartedLight]

So, you eventually "gave the monkey a hotdog".

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[Del]

Mrs and I are laughing with tears over here.

Those monkeys are crazy loud and obnoxious...

Those are two horrendous sentences. At least add the fourth period.

Terminal ellipsis sounds like an incurable disease.
I understand it crossed over to humans from foul-mouthed monkeys during a CIA experiment gone awry.

Never could kick the ellipsis monkey....

[Steverino]

I found this thread to be humorous; ergo, I approve of it.

[JohnnyMcPiperson]

I find it disturbing that DL was playing with Jim's monkey, all kinds of weird going on around here....


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[Fainn]

I find it disturbing that DL was playing with Jim's monkey, all kinds of weird going on around here....


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I'm surprised I didn't catch that earlier.

[Sir Moose]

I find it disturbing that DL was playing with Jim's monkey, all kinds of weird going on around here....


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I'm surprised I didn't catch that earlier.

Terminal ellipsis? I think you have to play with Jim's monkey to catch it.