The time has come for us to know the truth

[DepartedLight]

(I had the hots for one of the twins, yes, just one of them, but that's a story for another day.)

Well?

We're all just sitting here waiting to hear, ya know?

[durangopipe]

After all, it is now another day . . .

[Irish-Dane]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

[Roadmaster]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

She was fourteen years younger when you first got married but how many years younger is she now?

[Irish-Dane]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

She was fourteen years younger when you first got married but how many years younger is she now?

Umm...

[hugodrax]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

That's even more boring and pointless than your booze beam story. Worried about you, man.

[Irish-Dane]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

That's even more boring and pointless than your booze beam story. Worried about you, man.

You didn't like the Booze beam story? It certainly wasn't "awesome" like DL said, but I thought it was cool. But I do tend to find more value in antique architecture than most.

[hugodrax]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

That's even more boring and pointless than your booze beam story. Worried about you, man.

You didn't like the Booze beam story? It certainly wasn't "awesome" like DL said, but I thought it was cool. But I do tend to find more value in antique architecture than most.

Most of that story was about you. I enjoyed the bits about the architecture.

[wosbald]

+JMJ+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE9NuChAYFI

[coco]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[hugodrax]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Of underage twins? I'm surprised at you, Coco.

[Del]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not really anything. Most people just find it funny they were identical twins but I only found one of them attractive. Was just something about her that sparkled a little brighter. She was a little too young for me so nothing ever happened... which is funny in and of itself considering my wife is fourteen years younger than I am.

That's even more boring and pointless than your booze beam story. Worried about you, man.

Agreed.

Tell the story again. Only this time, both of the twins were just as hot for you. How unfortunate that you only cared for one of them.

[sweetandsour]

I knew (and still do know) a guy that married an identical twin. But, that's a story for yet another day.

[DepartedLight]

I knew (and still do know) a guy that married an identical twin. But, that's a story for yet another day.

YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AM ON A NOT SO DAMN SMART PHONE.

Man.

We’ve shared peace pipe together. I’m disappointed more than anything.

*sigh through the nostils*

[sweetandsour]

I knew (and still do know) a guy that married an identical twin. But, that's a story for yet another day.

YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AM ON A NOT SO DAMN SMART PHONE.

Man.

We’ve shared peace pipe together. I’m disappointed more than anything.

*sigh through the nostils*

What's this got to do with phones, my good sir? Re the twins, I don't know where to post the story(ies), actually. Wouldn't be appropriate to go back to the whisky thread.

[Irish-Dane]

I knew (and still do know) a guy that married an identical twin. But, that's a story for yet another day.

YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AM ON A NOT SO DAMN SMART PHONE.

Man.

We’ve shared peace pipe together. I’m disappointed more than anything.

*sigh through the nostils*

What's this got to do with phones, my good sir? Re the twins, I don't know where to post the story(ies), actually. Wouldn't be appropriate to go back to the whisky thread.

Here. Share it here. This is now the TWINS thread.

[Irish-Dane]

My Pastor was dating a twin in college. That didn't work out so he dated the other twin. She is now his wife and the mother of his 4 children.

[sweetandsour]

My Pastor was dating a twin in college. That didn't work out so he dated the other twin. She is now his wife and the mother of his 4 children.

Yes, I'm sure most identical twin stories are similar, if not, uh, identical. The story I was referring to earlier was from college. These identical twin girls were beautiful, and they had lots of suitors. They would dress the same and wear the same sly smile, and all of the guys highly suspected they did it on purpose, and enjoyed playing pranks including the sharing of boyfriends. The only way to make sure was to follow one of the girls to a particular class, and then stick with her, since it was known that they didn't have entirely identical schedules. But sometimes we even suspected that tactic. They were clever, they were.
Finally, this friend of mine really fell hard for one of them, and swore he could tell them apart. Well, as it so happened, the twin he thought he loved was really the other twin, and it so happened that it was the twin that really loved him. His original twin ended up marrying a Marine and moved away, which then made things much easier.
In later years he would tell us stories about coming in late at night when his wife's twin was at his house, and he would jokingly say "alright, y'all tell me who the hell to get in bed with". My friends and I would raise our eyebrows, look at one another and just smile.

[Roadmaster]

https://www.today.com/news/seeing-double-twin-marries-twin-they-have-identical-twin-boys-1B7999284

[Irish-Dane]

https://www.today.com/news/seeing-double-twin-marries-twin-they-have-identical-twin-boys-1B7999284

Cool article. My first bank job was in Twinsburg, Ohio. The bank sat right on the old Town Square and we sponsored the festival every year I worked there. I would often take my lunch break in the small hidden cemetery that held the town's namesake twin brothers gravesite (they died the same day and were buried together).