When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:54 am

I have not given many final instructions. Not decided about embalmed or cremated. Frankly, I am leaning strongly toward glazed--as in run under the molten sugar cascade on the Krispy Kreme conveyor. Mourners would be sure to comment "don't he look good."
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Re: When I Croak

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:33 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:50 pm
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Re: When I Croak

Post by John-Boy » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:16 pm

One evening during the hospital stay of my near death illness I had 5 buddies of mine from different times of my life visit me. One was my brother who knew a couple of the guys, but none of the others knew each other. They ended up talking about their faith and missions and other fun stuff like they were old friends... but they didn't talk about me. It was a great night. I kinda hope my funeral is like that.
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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:25 pm

I plan to leave my Cobs to Jocose.

All jokes aside, I may have another 20 years to go, thanks for the concern.
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Re: When I Croak

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:41 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:25 pm
I plan to leave my Cobs to Jocose.

All jokes aside, I may have another 20 years to go, thanks for the concern.
20 more birthdays cards with a five spot inserted it is then.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:50 pm

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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

Post by rgcurrey » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:55 am

https://youtu.be/u44D3qKKGPU

Careful, some swear words at the end.
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Re: When I Croak

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Hovannes » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:29 pm

When I cook my daughter's boyfriend always invites himself over for supper,
Oh, it's croak is it?
Never mind.

It's going to be Lulu kebab
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Re: When I Croak

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:44 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:29 pm
When I cook my daughter's boyfriend always invites himself over for supper,
Oh, it's croak is it?
Never mind.

It's going to be Lulu kebab
Are you huffing, again? There's people you can call. Not me of course. Some other dude, for sure.

You just said, When I cook my daughter's boyfriend.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Hovannes » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:02 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:44 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:29 pm
When I cook my daughter's boyfriend always invites himself over for supper,
Oh, it's croak is it?
Never mind.

It's going to be Lulu kebab
Are you huffing, again? There's people you can call. Not me of course. Some other dude, for sure.

You just said, When I cook my daughter's boyfriend.
Wishful thinking, but I just dropped the comma on the floor.
It happens.
Sorry 'bout that!
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Re: When I Croak

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:41 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:02 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:44 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:29 pm
When I cook my daughter's boyfriend always invites himself over for supper,
Oh, it's croak is it?
Never mind.

It's going to be Lulu kebab
Are you huffing, again? There's people you can call. Not me of course. Some other dude, for sure.

You just said, When I cook my daughter's boyfriend.
Wishful thinking, but I just dropped the comma on the floor.
It happens.
Sorry 'bout that!
Hovs. You are in denial. Call that other sumbitch right now! Pretty sure it's jesters cell.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Hovannes » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:38 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:41 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:02 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:44 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:29 pm
When I cook my daughter's boyfriend always invites himself over for supper,
Oh, it's croak is it?
Never mind.

It's going to be Lulu kebab
Are you huffing, again? There's people you can call. Not me of course. Some other dude, for sure.

You just said, When I cook my daughter's boyfriend.
Wishful thinking, but I just dropped the comma on the floor.
It happens.
Sorry 'bout that!
Hovs. You are in denial. Call that other sumbitch right now! Pretty sure it's jesters cell.
The marinade I used was all wrong.
It's a good thing I live in a sanctuary state.
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Re: When I Croak

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:38 am

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Jocose » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:42 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:25 pm
I plan to leave my Cobs to Jocose.
This is great, I can plan on a proper cOB disposal party.
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