Stupid Theology Questions

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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by John-Boy » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:46 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:43 pm
Y'all are dumb.
They're mentioned in Acts 2:1
And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. :taco:
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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by ReverendThom » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:08 pm

John-Boy wrote:
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:43 pm
Y'all are dumb.
They're mentioned in Acts 2:1
And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. :taco:
Haaaaa awesome

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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by TNLawPiper » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:32 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:43 pm
Y'all are dumb.
They're mentioned in Acts 2:1
And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. :taco:
Not you, JB, you're funny.

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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:32 pm

If Jerusalem were located in northern Canada, would Zaccheus have built a snow fort to stand on so he could see over the crowd?
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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by Gabriel » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:59 am

Seems an apropos question to ask around here; when is smoking mentioned in the Bible?
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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by Jester » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:26 am

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Re: Stupid Theology Questions

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:45 pm

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