PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest

[infidel]

Every year Pirate Christian Radio has a "contest" for the worst Easter sermon. Each contestant is presented (with commentary by the smarmy Lutheran host) in the second half of the episode, so you can skip to the time noted if so inclined.

Here are the episodes posted so far:

Contestant #1: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... isen-jesus (1:19:07)

Contestant #2: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... oming-back (1:19:15)

You will not believe #2, it's a doozy.

[Cleon]

You got a transcript of these? I'm interested, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing. Just the good parts.

[infidel]

You got a transcript of these? I'm interested, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing. Just the good parts.

Sorry, I don't think they do transcripts and I sure ain't gonna type it out

[infidel]

Contestants #3, 4, and 5: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... l-peekaboo

#3 is just stoopid. The resurrection as God's game of peekaboo. Ouch.

[infidel]

Contestant #6: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... itual-deal (1:07:42)

Easter Sunday as "Let's Make a Deal" gameshow

[infidel]

And finally we have Contestants #7 and 8: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... of-writing

#7: The Resurrection as literature genre plus eastern philosophy

#8: The Resurrection as an Embrace from God

#7 is pretty terrible. #8 is just sort of wishy washy touchy feely fluff.

[arank87]

Why be a Christian if you're ashamed of Christ? I'm not sure what else could be behind sermons this vapid.

[infidel]

The moment you've all been waiting for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCOGni5cGc