PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
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PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Every year Pirate Christian Radio has a "contest" for the worst Easter sermon. Each contestant is presented (with commentary by the smarmy Lutheran host) in the second half of the episode, so you can skip to the time noted if so inclined.
Here are the episodes posted so far:
Contestant #1: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... isen-jesus (1:19:07)
Contestant #2: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... oming-back (1:19:15)
You will not believe #2, it's a doozy.
Here are the episodes posted so far:
Contestant #1: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... isen-jesus (1:19:07)
Contestant #2: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... oming-back (1:19:15)
You will not believe #2, it's a doozy.
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"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
You got a transcript of these? I'm interested, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing. Just the good parts.
"Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven" - Jesus
"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG
"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH
"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG
"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Sorry, I don't think they do transcripts and I sure ain't gonna type it out

Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Contestants #3, 4, and 5: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... l-peekaboo
#3 is just stoopid. The resurrection as God's game of peekaboo. Ouch.
#3 is just stoopid. The resurrection as God's game of peekaboo. Ouch.
Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Contestant #6: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... itual-deal (1:07:42)
Easter Sunday as "Let's Make a Deal" gameshow
Easter Sunday as "Let's Make a Deal" gameshow

Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
And finally we have Contestants #7 and 8: https://www.piratechristian.com/fightin ... of-writing
#7: The Resurrection as literature genre plus eastern philosophy
#8: The Resurrection as an Embrace from God
#7 is pretty terrible. #8 is just sort of wishy washy touchy feely fluff.
#7: The Resurrection as literature genre plus eastern philosophy
#8: The Resurrection as an Embrace from God
#7 is pretty terrible. #8 is just sort of wishy washy touchy feely fluff.
Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Why be a Christian if you're ashamed of Christ? I'm not sure what else could be behind sermons this vapid.
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
I spend more time than I should watching PCM's videos on youtube (especially the dumpster fire series, makes me think I can actually have a "prophetic word" youtube channel for fun and profit) and their blogs.
"Go and reconcile with him who has trespassed against you before he comes and apologises to you and steals your crown" - H.H. Pope Cyril VI<br><br>"O Lord I was not aware of the treasure within me that is You" - H.H. Pope Shenouda III
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Re: PCR: Worst Easter Sermon of 2018 Contest
Glad I'm not the only one!

Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip
"Who the hell ponders placentas? Dude, you're a freak of nature." - DepartedLight
"One man's saint is another man's infidel." - hugodrax
"Total. Freaking. Win." - Skip