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Windchimes?

Tinkle tinkle
2
15%
Bong bong
3
23%
Clackity Clack
1
8%
Disable them to earn coffee money
3
23%
Hov with a kazoo
0
No votes
Morley soliloquy whenever the wind blows
4
31%
 
Total votes: 13

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Windchimes

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:59 pm

Here's your chance to tell Hovannes what he should do with his patio.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:43 pm

I already told him in his patio thread, but I voted anyway.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:04 pm

I prefer the quietude that is sans wind chimes.

Birds chortling. Maple boughs whispering. Pines leaning at a 45 degree angle as the twister bears down on town only 3 miles away. The thunder booming with lightening strikes within two miles. Now the hail! OH GLORIOUS SOUNDS OF TORNADO HAIL!!!

Wind chime?s I ain’t got no time for them dammed things.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:29 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:04 pm
I prefer the quietude that is sans wind chimes.

Birds chortling. Maple boughs whispering. Pines leaning at a 45 degree angle as the twister bears down on town only 3 miles away. The thunder booming with lightening strikes within two miles. Now the hail! OH GLORIOUS SOUNDS OF TORNADO HAIL!!!

Wind chime?s I ain’t got no time for them dammed things.
Yeah I can see wind chimes really getting in the way with all that going on.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:43 pm

DepartedLight wrote:I prefer the quietude that is sans wind chimes.

Birds chortling. Maple boughs whispering. Pines leaning at a 45 degree angle as the twister bears down on town only 3 miles away. The thunder booming with lightening strikes within two miles. Now the hail! OH GLORIOUS SOUNDS OF TORNADO HAIL!!!

Wind chime?s I ain’t got no time for them dammed things.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:44 pm

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Re: Windchimes

Post by FredS » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:23 am

My windchimes are awesome.

My neighbors windchimes are annoying.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by JimVH » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:31 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:23 am
My neighbors windchimes are annoying.
Can I ask my neighbor to remove their wind chimes?

A couple of the responses earned a chuckle from me.

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Re: Windchimes

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:19 am

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Re: Windchimes

Post by rgcurrey » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:47 am

I voted tinkle tinkle, but, I believe that is because I have had to much coffee this morning.
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Re: Windchimes

Post by Hovannes » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:30 am

I much prefer being advised on what to do with my patio than where I should shove my patio :rotfl:
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Re: Windchimes

Post by CupOjoe » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:02 pm

There are some GIANT wind chimes in a park down in Greensboro NC. They are like 15ft tall. They sound rather haunting but in a pleasant way. Your neighbors would have no problem with them.


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