CPS Fly Swat 2018

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CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Jocose » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:35 pm

CPS Fly Swat 2018

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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Jocose » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:35 pm

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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:48 am

You must have used the soft touch, its not smushed at all
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by coco » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:12 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:48 am
You must have used the soft touch, its not smushed at all
Not only that, Jocose catches them with chopsticks.
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Thoth » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:57 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:12 am
Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:48 am
You must have used the soft touch, its not smushed at all
Not only that, Jocose catches them with chopsticks.
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I actually did that once, wholly by accident. Cool nonetheless. Though I believe it was attracted to the sauce residue on the tip of my chopsticks.
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:02 pm

Thoth wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:57 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:12 am
Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:48 am
You must have used the soft touch, its not smushed at all
Not only that, Jocose catches them with chopsticks.
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I actually did that once, wholly by accident. Cool nonetheless. Though I believe it was attracted to the sauce residue on the tip of my chopsticks.
I believe that is called "Baiting" or "Chumming" and it cheapens the sport
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Thoth » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 pm

These electric fly zapper makes fly swatting a more fun affair though possible less sporting for the purists.
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:08 pm

Thoth wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 pm
These electric fly zapper makes fly swatting a more fun affair though possible less sporting for the purists.
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I want to try the new A-salt weapons that you load with salt and pump and it shoots a load of salt at the little buggers...kind of like bird hunting...
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Jocose » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:17 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:48 am
You must have used the soft touch, its not smushed at all
Hes been dealt with accordingly, and his leg was broken off.
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Thoth » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:02 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:08 pm
Thoth wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 pm
These electric fly zapper makes fly swatting a more fun affair though possible less sporting for the purists.
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I want to try the new A-salt weapons that you load with salt and pump and it shoots a load of salt at the little buggers...kind of like bird hunting...
The Bug-A-Salt now with laser sights
https://www.bugasalt.com
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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Thoth » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:11 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:08 pm
Thoth wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:03 pm
These electric fly zapper makes fly swatting a more fun affair though possible less sporting for the purists.
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I want to try the new A-salt weapons that you load with salt and pump and it shoots a load of salt at the little buggers...kind of like bird hunting...
The Bug-A-Salt now with laser sights
https://www.bugasalt.com
"Go and reconcile with him who has trespassed against you before he comes and apologises to you and steals your crown" - H.H. Pope Cyril VI<br><br>"O Lord I was not aware of the treasure within me that is You" - H.H. Pope Shenouda III

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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by Thunktank » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:44 pm

I use my bug assalt daily.

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Re: CPS Fly Swat 2018

Post by dasmokeryaget » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:16 am

I have a Bug-A-sault.

The way I figure, relatively speaking, to the fly, it's like getting shot with a buttload of .45 Calibre at once, minus any fragmentation of the projectile.

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