Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

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Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by wosbald » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:27 pm

+JMJ+

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Crunchy.



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Creamy.



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Chalky.




That is all.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by JMG » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 pm

Crunchy with some smooth peanut butter spread on them.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by durangopipe » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:41 pm

I confess that I am a recovering Sugar Wafers addict staying clean one day at a time.
Have often, in the past, bought a package, eaten half of it on the way home and finished it within the next half hour.

Can’t each just one.
Or ten.
Or fifty.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by JimVH » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:05 am

It's this or nothing for me:

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:57 am

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by coco » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:30 pm

Intinction or chalice?
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by FredS » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:00 pm

I heard the Pope has approved Nilla Wafers for the meal.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by John-Boy » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:36 am

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by rgcurrey » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:31 pm

Um, the first with bananas and pudding. Duh!
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by durangopipe » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:52 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:05 am
It's this or nothing for me:

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TRIGGER WARNING: Not safe to watch if you’re about to eat, have just eaten or may, someday, eat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by JimVH » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:16 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:05 am
It's this or nothing for me:

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TRIGGER WARNING: Not safe to watch if you’re about to eat, have just eaten or may, someday, eat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
Ha! Thanks, I was starting to think the reference was too obscure. After posting it I worked "wafer thin mint" into several comments at work. Not one person clicked.

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by coco » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:42 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:31 pm
Um, the first with bananas and pudding. Duh!
I'm now imagining how terrible banana pudding would be with Neco wafers.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by rgcurrey » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:14 pm

coco wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:42 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:31 pm
Um, the first with bananas and pudding. Duh!
I'm now imagining how terrible banana pudding would be with Neco wafers.
Well, some thoughts really should not be shared.
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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and to turn away from evil is understanding." - Job 28:28

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:24 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:30 pm
Intinction or chalice?
thank you
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by Thoth » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:32 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:41 pm
I confess that I am a recovering Sugar Wafers addict staying clean one day at a time.
Have often, in the past, bought a package, eaten half of it on the way home and finished it within the next half hour.

Can’t each just one.
Or ten.
Or fifty.
Want a quick cure for your addiction...eat a whole pack of Voortman Sugar-Free Wafers. Even if eaten in moderation the sugar substitute will give you the runs (discovered this at work one day. Shudder to think what would happen if you ate the whole pack)
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by Thoth » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:16 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:05 am
It's this or nothing for me:

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TRIGGER WARNING: Not safe to watch if you’re about to eat, have just eaten or may, someday, eat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
Ha! Thanks, I was starting to think the reference was too obscure. After posting it I worked "wafer thin mint" into several comments at work. Not one person clicked.
Oddly enough that was probably my least favorite sketch in the movie.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by JimVH » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:06 pm

Thoth wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:34 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:16 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:05 am
It's this or nothing for me:

Image
TRIGGER WARNING: Not safe to watch if you’re about to eat, have just eaten or may, someday, eat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
Ha! Thanks, I was starting to think the reference was too obscure. After posting it I worked "wafer thin mint" into several comments at work. Not one person clicked.
Oddly enough that was probably my least favorite sketch in the movie.
Not odd to me. I didn't find it particularly funny, but it was gross enough to leave a lasting impression.

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by Thoth » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:09 am

coco wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:42 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:31 pm
Um, the first with bananas and pudding. Duh!
I'm now imagining how terrible banana pudding would be with Neco wafers.
Necco wafers are satanic parody of what candy should be. And even though at some point in my life I only lived 5 miles from the factory in MA, could never gain an appreciation or even a tolerance for them.
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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:25 am

Thoth wrote:
Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:09 am
coco wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:42 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:31 pm
Um, the first with bananas and pudding. Duh!
I'm now imagining how terrible banana pudding would be with Neco wafers.
Necco wafers are satanic parody of what candy should be. And even though at some point in my life I only lived 5 miles from the factory in MA, could never gain an appreciation or even a tolerance for them.
But they’re a gluten free, non GMO , environmentally safe exploding disc just wonderful . . .
For target practice.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: Brief Thoughts on Three WaFers

Post by Hovannes » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:09 pm

Neccos are my .22 LR cal target of choice. They have been for pretty near 50 years now :thumbsup:
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