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President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading towards his limo when a possible assassin steps out of the bushes and aims a gun. A secret-service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would-be assassin and he is quickly captured. Later, the secret-service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "Good work! But what in blue blazes made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck."
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