Things That Shouldn't Be

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:41 am

JimVH wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:15 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:36 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:32 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm
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8O
Took me s few seconds to figure that one out.
Then I wished I hadn’t.

Who ARE these people?
Body hair art is a thing. Do yourself a favor and don't put it in the google.
I haven't had breakfast yet.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:04 am

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:11 am

JimVH wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:15 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:36 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:32 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:35 pm
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8O
Took me s few seconds to figure that one out.
Then I wished I hadn’t.

Who ARE these people?
Body hair art is a thing. Do yourself a favor and don't put it in the google.
Thanks for the warning.
If I had any sense, I would have listened.

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I don’t have any sense.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Adam Z » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:02 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:48 pm
Fish tacos are the goo
Agreed. Whenever I visit in-laws in San Diego, there is a mandatory meal to be eaten at Rubio's. Gotta get me some fish tacos!

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Fainn » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:56 am

coco wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:25 pm
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Haters gonna hate.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:14 pm

Polls.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by FredS » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:59 pm

El Camino's.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:51 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:59 pm
El Camino's.
This makes me sad.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by coco » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:24 pm

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Albums named El Camino that don't have an El Camino on the cover
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:35 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm
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And while we’re on the subject...

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. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:39 am

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:35 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm
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And while we’re on the subject...

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Jocose?
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by durangopipe » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:08 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:39 am
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:35 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm
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And while we’re on the subject...

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Jocose?
He asked me not to say.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by UncleBob » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:22 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:39 am
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:35 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm
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And while we’re on the subject...

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Jocose?
He asked me not to say.
Ah. FredS.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Del » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:32 pm

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Cleon » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:44 pm

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I fully support REAL cargo shorts wearers, but this is ridickulous. No, cargo shorts should not be this tight. Cargo shorts are loose fitting by definition.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Thunktank » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:44 pm
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I fully support REAL cargo shorts wearers, but this is ridickulous. No, cargo shorts should not be this tight. Cargo shorts are loose fitting by definition.
Agreed, but that dude is making a statement you and I aren’t.

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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by gaining_age » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:22 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:15 am
Body hair art is a thing. Do yourself a favor and don't put it in the google.

I receive this as your professional recommendation.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:14 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:22 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:08 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:39 am
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:35 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:34 pm
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And while we’re on the subject...

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Jocose?
He asked me not to say.
Ah. FredS.
Oh how I wish I could pull that off. Maybe 50 lbs and 30 years ago. Hell, I can't even wear a sweater any more without showing my baby bump.
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Re: Things That Shouldn't Be

Post by Hovannes » Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:01 pm

Adam Z wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:02 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:48 pm
Fish tacos are the goo
Agreed. Whenever I visit in-laws in San Diego, there is a mandatory meal to be eaten at Rubio's. Gotta get me some fish tacos!
Try Anthony's Dinette for fish tacos in San Diego :thumbsup:
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