Accidental irony in the news

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Accidental irony in the news

Post by durangopipe » Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:50 am

Solar panels unveiled at Chernobyl nuclear power site


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45771188

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Re: Accidental irony in the news

Post by Unkinjoe » Sun Oct 07, 2018 5:52 am

Accidental indeed

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Post by Goose55 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:14 am

It states the solar panels will only power 2000 homes. That isn't much.
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Re: Accidental irony in the news

Post by Hovannes » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:29 am

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:14 am
It states the solar panels will only power 2000 homes. That isn't much.
Radiation poisoning probably reduced the local population a bit.
Wait. what local population? :confused:
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Post by durangopipe » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:03 am

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:14 am
It states the solar panels will only power 2000 homes. That isn't much.
True, but you don't need nearly as much electricity when everything glows in the dark.
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Post by durangopipe » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:35 pm

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Re: Accidental irony in the news

Post by durangopipe » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:47 am

“Rapper Tech News” wrote:Porn-watching employee infects U.S. gov't network with malware – report
The infected network is owned by a satellite imaging facility called the EROS Center
USGS government imaging facility called “EROS” is infected by a virus contracted while an employee was watching porn!
I wonder if the computers are going to need a shot of penicillin?
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