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You can have IT all

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:31 pm

You REALLY can, but you don’t have to if you don’t want.


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Re: You can have IT all

Post by AKPreacher » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:42 pm

All of it!!!!!


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Post by JimVH » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:45 pm

You can't have it all.

Where would you put it?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:57 pm

I had it all, but I lost in by betting on Oklahoma this past weekend.
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:39 pm

JimVH wrote:You can't have it all.

Where would you put it?
In your pocket...


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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:49 pm

IT might be really big so it would make you walk funny if it was in your pocket...
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:52 pm

Bloodhound wrote:IT might be really big so it would make you walk funny if it was in your pocket...
Even if it’s just a wocket?


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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:56 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJl2e38S4g


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Post by JimVH » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:13 pm

Dr. Seuss is creepy.
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:42 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
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You REALLY can, but you don’t have to if you don’t want.

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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:52 pm

I know precisely where you could keep it...

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Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:46 am

No you can't.

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Post by Fainn » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:17 am

I just need enough to last until payday.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:30 am

Just like Bogey and Bacall?
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Post by durangopipe » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:32 am

You can have it All...free and clear:

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Re: You can have IT all

Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:27 pm

To translate for my redneck and hillbilly brethren, you can have it awl.
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Re: You can have IT all

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:27 pm
To translate for my redneck and hillbilly brethren, you can have it awl.
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Re: You can have IT all

Post by SlowToke » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:43 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:45 pm
You can't have it all.

Where would you put it?
If you had it all, you could put it in itself.
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Re: You can have IT all

Post by JimVH » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:48 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:43 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:45 pm
You can't have it all.

Where would you put it?
If you had it all, you could put it in itself.
That's heavy, man.

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