2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:30 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:19 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:33 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:28 pm

Perhaps.



Perhaps not.
A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.
The term is "XOR" -- exclusive or.

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How about checking just one box to answer the original question?

[] Yes
[] No

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Fainn » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:39 pm

Is it too late to get in on this?

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:29 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:30 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:19 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:33 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:34 pm


A simple yes or no will suffice
yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.
The term is "XOR" -- exclusive or.

Image
How about checking just one box to answer the original question?

[] Yes
[] No

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Wrong "Czech"

Check, er, um, Pick, pick one of the following...

[] Yes
[] No
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:29 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:30 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:19 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:33 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:58 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:24 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:36 am
Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:40 pm


yes or no
Either or
Either
Either yes or no or no or yes
A definite maybe.
The term is "XOR" -- exclusive or.

Image
How about checking just one box to answer the original question?

[] Yes
[] No

Image
Wrong "Czech"

Check, er, um, Pick, pick one of the following...

[] Yes
[] No
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:42 am

Where are we at on this?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:20 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:42 am
Where are we at on this?
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:36 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:42 am
Where are we at on this?
We left off here:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:54 am

Daniel Miller wrote:A crew of about 18 workers began installing the red carpet along Hollywood Boulevard in front of the Dolby on [December] 21. It will take them nearly 900 man-hours to install the carpet, and the work won’t be finished until just before the stars begin arriving.
Not only does the 50,000 square foot carpet have to be installed, but an army of florists, decorators, sound men, caterers, videographers, lighting people, stage hands, and others also have to spend countless hours on the necessary preparations for the event. Everything has to be perfect for the bands Jocose has booked and, most importantly, for the recipients themselves. An awards show of this magnitude is no small feat.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:05 am

coco wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:54 am
An awards show of this magnitude is no small feat.
Which is why the wine selected for the event is ...

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. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:09 am

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:05 am
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:54 am
An awards show of this magnitude is no small feat.
Which is why the wine selected for the event is ...

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The official wine of Planned Parenthood.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:26 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:09 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:05 am
coco wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:54 am
An awards show of this magnitude is no small feat.
Which is why the wine selected for the event is ...

Image
The official wine of Planned Parenthood.
:lol:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:28 pm

Yay! The results are in for the 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Here are the winners:

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Jocose
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - JohnnyMcPiperson
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - coco
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Bloodhound
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - John-boy
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Goose55
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - JMG
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate hugodrax with a Post - Goose55
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - tuttle
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Del
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - tuttle
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Del
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Roadmaster
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Skip
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Steverino
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - JimVH
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award - Jared
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - FredS
  • Sock Puppet of the Year - Nature of a Man
Congratulations to all the winners! Trophies are being sent to the winners now.

-The CPS Awards--The Morleys! Committee
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:27 pm

Congratulations, Coco.

I’ll try to get the BRATASS briarwood tiara and chintz sash to you as quickly as possible.
You’re scheduled to appear at a bowling alley closing tomorrow at noon in Calumet City.
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:30 pm

I'm overcome with emotions!
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:55 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:30 pm
I'm overcome with emotions!
Speech!

:cheese:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:56 pm

I am touched. I believe a celebratory cleanse is in order.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by tuttle » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:07 pm

Two awards!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:08 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:55 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:30 pm
I'm overcome with emotions!
Speech!

:cheese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWtUVDG5M1w
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:57 pm

tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:07 pm
Two awards!

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Two nicely passive aggressive rewards. Well-done, tuttle!
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:09 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:57 pm
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:07 pm
Two awards!

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Two nicely passive aggressive rewards. Well-done, tuttle!
Look at you getting analytical about awards you didn't win.

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