2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:21 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:09 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:57 pm
tuttle wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:07 pm
Two awards!

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Two nicely passive aggressive rewards. Well-done, tuttle!
Look at you getting analytical about awards you didn't win.

[spoiler alert]They're all passive aggressive categories intended to emphasize and poke at our over-the-top traits.[/spoiler alert]
I preferred Fred 1.0, frankly. He was a lot more light heartedly arrogant. Spoiler alert, indeed. I nominated Bob for the same categories and had to write him in.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Del » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:38 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:44 pm
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UncleBob wrote:
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Ah. The Tuesday Award. Got it.
Today is Friday. Just sayin'.

Yeah--- and I got Del into it too. Sticky wicket.
I almost missed this one. :lol:
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 28, 2018 7:32 pm

durangopipe wrote:
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Congratulations, Coco.

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You’re scheduled to appear at a bowling alley closing tomorrow at noon in Calumet City.
I'm there!
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:06 pm

Outstanding COBunist of the Year - JohnnyMcPiperson

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:21 pm

One of my worries in life is that future generations will see the CPS archives and think I agree that burritos should crunch.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by JMG » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:38 pm

I'm blushing.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:11 am

17 year running champion, thank you, I'm humbled.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:56 am

I won three Morleys, and I wasn't even trying.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by John-Boy » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:59 am

I was really pulling for some of those sleeper nominations. I'd like some kind of recount or law suit. Can we work that into this process?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:17 am

John-Boy wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:59 am
I was really pulling for some of those sleeper nominations. I'd like some kind of recount or law suit. Can we work that into this process?
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:05 am

Where is the cake? I'm supposed to get a couple slices.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:40 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:05 am
Where is the cake? I'm supposed to get a couple slices.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by GaryInVA » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:42 am

coco wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:40 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:05 am
Where is the cake? I'm supposed to get a couple slices.
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Milton ate my cake?!? Knew You can't trust that guy, he uses a Mac after all. Looks like he still has my red stapler.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by coco » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:00 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:42 am
coco wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:40 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:05 am
Where is the cake? I'm supposed to get a couple slices.
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Milton ate my cake?!? Knew You can't trust that guy, he uses a Mac after all. Looks like he still has my red stapler.
The biggest jerks always seem to be in the complaints department.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:04 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:56 am
I won three Morleys, and I wasn't even trying.
That’s the secret.
Very Taoist.
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:39 am

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I shall smoke a bowl of Captain Earle's Ten Russians Pipe Tobacco to celebrate this honor
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Re: 2018 CPS Awards--The Morleys!

Post by Fainn » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:36 pm

Bloodhound wrote:•Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Bloodhound

I shall smoke a bowl of Captain Earle's Ten Russians Pipe Tobacco to celebrate this honor
I love 10 Russians.

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