2019 Calandar

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:14 am

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:51 am

Did you hear about the guy who invented Life Savers?

They say he made a mint.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:52 am

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by MrPiper » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:14 am

A little late for the season but...

Did you know that Elves use a different alphabet? It has no L's in it.

Santa's helpers aren't actually elves at all. The politically correct name for them is Subordinate Clauses.

Are you aware their is a 9th reindeer named Olive? According to the song about Rudolph, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was going to give up all of my bad habits for new years, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hate to watch the ball drop. It reminds me of my entire life.

My real resolution is to help all of my friends gain at least 10lbs. so I look thinner.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by MrPiper » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:14 am

Best thread in years by the way! Well done sir. I hope the mods can pin this to the top of the youth room permanently so it stays easy to find.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:22 am

Dad, will you make me a sandwich?

Poof! You're a sandwich!

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:22 am

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by Winton » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:24 am

How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Re: 2019 Calandar

Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:19 pm

Winton wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:22 am
What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

It let out a little wine.
I just borrowed this one.

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