Austrians told to stop kissing cows

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Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by Hovannes » Fri May 17, 2019 2:28 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/world/austrians ... -challenge
Hmmmm....it is noteworthy that implied consent doesn't appear to be an issue in Europe.
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by DAN » Fri May 17, 2019 4:42 pm

You wouldn't have to tell me not to kiss cows. I kinda take it for granted.
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 17, 2019 6:05 pm

DAN wrote:
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You wouldn't have to tell me not to kiss cows. I kinda take it for granted.
That's because you live by the old code. One of the reasons I would feel rock assured in your company.
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by Winton » Sat May 18, 2019 6:22 am

We raised cows when I was young. At that point, I was much smaller. Apparently, when a young bull starts to grow horns, they itch like crazy. So one of the bulls decided to scratch his horns on my chest. The worst part was that he had me pushed up against the barbed wire fence at the time.

No, I have no desire to get up close and personal with a cow. They are big, dirty, stupid, etc. Their only redeeming quality is when they are on the grill.

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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by coco » Sat May 18, 2019 8:19 am

article wrote:...could lead to people getting trampled to death by upset cows
The lawyers say, "Don't kiss cows."
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by Hovannes » Sat May 18, 2019 1:27 pm

coco wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 8:19 am
article wrote:...could lead to people getting trampled to death by upset cows
The lawyers say, "Don't kiss cows."
Are goats exempt?
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by Hovannes » Sat May 18, 2019 1:40 pm

Winton wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 6:22 am
We raised cows when I was young. At that point, I was much smaller. Apparently, when a young bull starts to grow horns, they itch like crazy. So one of the bulls decided to scratch his horns on my chest. The worst part was that he had me pushed up against the barbed wire fence at the time.

No, I have no desire to get up close and personal with a cow. They are big, dirty, stupid, etc. Their only redeeming quality is when they are on the grill.
A bull is not a cow. Was it a bull who self identifies as a cow?
I have vivid memories as a youngster of being introduced to those little horns on a baby bull 8-O
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by coco » Sat May 18, 2019 6:32 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 1:27 pm
coco wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 8:19 am
article wrote:...could lead to people getting trampled to death by upset cows
The lawyers say, "Don't kiss cows."
Are goats exempt?
Common sense should tell you not to kiss a goat.
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Re: Austrians told to stop kissing cows

Post by Hovannes » Sat May 18, 2019 8:59 pm

coco wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 6:32 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 1:27 pm
coco wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 8:19 am
article wrote:...could lead to people getting trampled to death by upset cows
The lawyers say, "Don't kiss cows."
Are goats exempt?
Common sense should tell you not to kiss a goat.
What about Trigger?
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