Vicious Corn Snake

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Vicious Corn Snake

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:59 am

Usually corn snakes are docile. Some people say they make good pets but down here on the Pungo they are mean as a snake. This guy was on the road a few weeks ago and I tried to get him off the pavement so he wouldn't get run over. He was an ungrateful corn snake and attacked with the fury of a cottonmouth. He finally slithered off into the ditch. What a jerk.

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Re: Vicious Corn Snake

Post by JimVH » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:14 am

My mood today is a little like the snake's.

We had a corn snake of that color as a pet for a long time. Perfectly docile and reasonable.

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Re: Vicious Corn Snake

Post by Jocose » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:59 am

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Re: Vicious Corn Snake

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:30 pm

Last week I was driving to Austin. Just south of Sweetwater, on 153, a rattler slithered after my car like he was "all that."

Car 1 rattler 0.
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Re: Vicious Corn Snake

Post by Hovannes » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:40 pm

What do you expect?
A serpentine lifetime of pent up frustration from slithering about and being labelled as corny.
Right there.
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