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Post by Hovannes » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:13 pm

...love eating watermelon.

That is all.
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Post by Del » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:25 pm

Tonight was Dungeons & Dragons night with Pipeson and Cigarson.

My horse got poisoned by a giant spider, but it survived (the horse; not the spider).

I'll give it a watermelon treat when we get back to the ranch.
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Post by Jocose » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:12 pm

I was thrown from a horse once.
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Post by Hovannes » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:52 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:12 pm
I was thrown from a horse once.
I've been bucked off more times than I can remember
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:50 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Post by Jocose » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:53 pm

"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Post by AFRS » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:55 pm

I vote 'neigh'

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:54 am

AFRS wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:55 pm
I vote 'neigh'
AFRS wins. This thread is over now.
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Post by Sledin » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:
AFRS wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:55 pm
I vote 'neigh'
AFRS wins. This thread is over now.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:10 pm

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Post by Yohanan » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:43 pm

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Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke it. Watermelon smokes too wet, and may give you tongue bite. Watermelon can make you pee a lot, so be careful.
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Post by Hovannes » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:24 pm

Yohanan wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:43 pm
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Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke it. Watermelon smokes too wet, and may give you tongue bite. Watermelon can make you pee a lot, so be careful.
Peeing a lot is good.
They wouldn't release me after pulmonary surgery at UCSF medical center until (in the nurse's own words) I could pee like a racehorse. :lol:
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