A new troll

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A new troll

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 am

Heard there was a farm near here.
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Re: A new troll

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:08 pm

I'm going to raise some and can them for next winter.
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Re: A new troll

Post by coco » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:43 pm

Mmmm... troll...
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Re: A new troll

Post by Yohanan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:57 pm

Shot one, skinned em out, and hung em in the smokehouse, there good with biscuits, and gravy.
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Re: A new troll

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:46 pm

CPS Troll Cookbook?
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Re: A new troll

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:47 pm

I can't wait for the Troll Smoked BBQ arguments.
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Re: A new troll

Post by Fainn » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:14 pm

I've found that Cocktail sauce goes with almost everything fried.
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Re: A new troll

Post by UncleBob » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:22 pm

Fainn wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:14 pm
I've found that Cocktail sauce goes with almost everything fried.
Ketchup?
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Re: A new troll

Post by coco » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:14 am

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s troll-kabobs, troll creole, troll gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple troll, lemon troll, coconut troll, pepper troll, troll soup, troll stew, troll salad, troll and potatoes, troll burger, troll sandwich. That, that’s about it.
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Re: A new troll

Post by TwoXseveN » Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:06 am

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:14 am
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s troll-kabobs, troll creole, troll gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple troll, lemon troll, coconut troll, pepper troll, troll soup, troll stew, troll salad, troll and potatoes, troll burger, troll sandwich. That, that’s about it.
Mmmm, love me some troll gumbo.
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Re: A new troll

Post by JimVH » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:09 am

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:14 am
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s troll-kabobs, troll creole, troll gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple troll, lemon troll, coconut troll, pepper troll, troll soup, troll stew, troll salad, troll and potatoes, troll burger, troll sandwich. That, that’s about it.
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Re: A new troll

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:33 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:46 pm
CPS Troll Cookbook?
Trolls are usually cooked the same way green head mullets are. Dress them out, nail them to a board, prop the board next to a fire and when it's done throw the troll away and eat the board.
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Re: A new troll

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Re: A new troll

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