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Toilet Training

Post by Fainn » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:33 pm

Will begin trying this weekend. Good poops and pees needed. Also patience for the adults involved. For those interested, we will live stream each trip to the bathroom on Facebook.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by wosbald » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:48 pm

+JMJ+

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Re: Toilet Training

Post by JMG » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:57 pm

I wouldn't advise live streaming that. This world is full of vile perverts.

Also, prayers your way for loving patience.

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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Jocose » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:43 pm

JMG wrote:
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I wouldn't advise live streaming that. This world is full of vile perverts.

Also, prayers your way for loving patience.

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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:20 am

JMG wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:57 pm
I wouldn't advise live streaming that. This world is full of vile perverts.

Also, prayers your way for loving patience.

Of course, I wouldn't actually do that.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by ChildOfGod » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:05 am

prayed

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Re: Toilet Training

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Re: Toilet Training

Post by hugodrax » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:20 pm

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It will come. Patience. Dont force. He will become interested.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by michigander » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:09 am

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It will come. Patience. Dont force. He will become interested.
^this

I consider potty training "the final frontier". It's one of the areas in parenting a toddler where you have no control and the toddler has all of the control.

You need to coax them into it, but only when they're tired of sitting in their own doo-doo. As soon as their little fallen mind figures out how badly you want this, and that they are in control, you're done for. They will look you in the eye and fill their drawers just to spite you. (and our 2 kids were relatively compliant)

If things don't go well, take a few weeks off and look for signs of interest from him. You're on his schedule, not the other way around. (Just my $0.02)

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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Fainn » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:16 pm

He seems fascinated with flushing, but thats about it. Think we will try for a full week before taling any time off. He is 22 months old.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Hovannes » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:10 pm

This too shall pass.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Del » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:55 pm

Float a sheet of toilet paper for target practice.
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Re: Toilet Training

Post by Fainn » Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:50 pm

Had the potty in the living room in order for him to get comfortable with it. He got really comfortable and pooped and peed at the same time. Unfortunately, he was in his diapers. :( I said, "You pooped." He had a big grin on his face and said, "I pooped!"
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