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Solomon

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:21 am

Nurse practitioner found a lump which she thinks is poop, but he's having an ultrasound right now to be sure.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Solomon

Post by wosbald » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:33 am

+JMJ+

Praying.

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Re: Solomon

Post by hugodrax » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:44 am

Praying.
Notre Dame de Paris, priez pour nous y comprise les Jesuites.

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Re: Solomon

Post by FredS » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:38 am

prayed
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

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Re: Solomon

Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:50 am

Praying

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Re: Solomon

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:45 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:50 am
Praying
"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"

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Re: Solomon

Post by gaining_age » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:18 am

praying
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Solomon

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:38 pm

Prayed
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Re: Solomon

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:57 pm

Everything was normal.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Solomon

Post by FredS » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:00 pm

:chili:
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

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Re: Solomon

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:20 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:57 pm
Everything was normal.
Great news. I know you must have been very worried and I'm glad everything is ok.
"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"

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