If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

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If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:11 pm

Pick any CPSr, even yourself, and assume they are a sock puppet. Explain who they belong to and why.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by gaining_age » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:24 pm

I was a sock puppet once....









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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:14 pm

I am Del’s.

Don’t you think it’s weird that I showed up, all of sudden like, supposedly from a place with no cheese or kilts - trying to throw everyone off the scent?

Claiming to be saved in the Baptist Church but get all apostolic when theological push comes to shove?

What Baptist would know anything at all about church history?

Feels good to finally end the pretense.


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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:22 pm

I am, in fact, Kerdy.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by FredS » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:25 pm

im SockPuppeh an i yuz to blong to skip

i rite fred nsted of fred wen i tawk bout freds
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm

Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by Del » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:55 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:22 pm
I am, in fact, Kerdy.
Very good doggy!
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Dang, bubba. Now I need one of those haz a sad cat memes.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard

"The easiest way to digest success is through gratitude." Matthew McConaughey

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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Dang, bubba. Now I need one of those haz a sad cat memes.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by Del » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:02 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Here are The B52s in 2011:

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Kate (top right) was 63 then. Still looks really good in make-up.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:15 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Dang, bubba. Now I need one of those haz a sad cat memes.
Image
And that explains why I became ...










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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by Busty » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:23 pm

What's this all about?
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:23 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Dang, bubba. Now I need one of those haz a sad cat memes.
Image
And that explains why I became ...










The Joker.
Is this a cross thread pollination with the Sock Puppets thread?

We have a Jester.

Maybe recreational huffing became legal in Colorado.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:56 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:23 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:15 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:13 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:51 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:39 pm
Roadmaster is my sock puppet. It was the only way I could be one of the cool guys with a badass car, a specialty production farm, and a trucker's tan. I also needed a way to cover my obsessive attraction to B-52s. I have many of you fooled into thinking I'm fond of the airplane, but it's a different kind of bomber on my mind.

Love Shack, baby.
I went to school with Kate Pierson. For one year. Then she transferred.
She was a folk singer then - 1966-67 school year.

I’d like to say I knew her.
I didn’t, really.

I think she may have nodded in my direction once or twice walking on a path between classes.
Maybe I just nodded to her.

I wasn’t even a rock lobster to her.
I was a limburger. She wouldn’t dance with me.
Dang, bubba. Now I need one of those haz a sad cat memes.
Image
And that explains why I became ...










The Joker.
Is this a cross thread pollination with the Sock Puppets thread?

We have a Jester.

Maybe recreational huffing became legal in Colorado.
Jokes, DL.
Jokes.

B-52 lyrics.
Contemporary culture, movies.
That stuff.

Humor.
Never touch the evil weed.

Honest.
Or ...

Blame Del.
I’m his sock puppet.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by Fainn » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:24 pm

I'm Batman's sock puppet. Wayne, Fainn.
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Re: If I were a sock puppet, who's would I be?

Post by Gabriel » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:39 pm

Busty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:23 pm
What's this all about?
:rotfl:
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Post by Jocosoe » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:48 am

I can't relate™.
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Post by coco » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:43 am

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Post by durangopipe » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:03 am

coco wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:43 am
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