The best beard for leftover turkey sandwiches

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The best beard for leftover turkey sandwiches

Post by John-Boy » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:41 pm

One that catches the bits before they fall on the floor. Thus keeping the room tidy and simultaneously saving a snack for later.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:23 pm

A properly groomed mustache can help filter the lumps out of gravy, too.
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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:42 pm

Mine caught red chili sauce to keep it from permanently staining my dress shirt.
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Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:26 pm

Just seen on a TV Christmas commercial:


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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:12 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:26 pm
Just seen on a TV Christmas commercial:


Husband: Honey, do you know what the world's most effective form of birth control is?

Wife: Your beard?
In boot camp we were issued BCGs, Birth Control Glasses, so ugly all women stay away.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Post by SlowToke » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:46 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:12 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:26 pm
Just seen on a TV Christmas commercial:


Husband: Honey, do you know what the world's most effective form of birth control is?

Wife: Your beard?
In boot camp we were issued BCGs, Birth Control Glasses, so ugly all women stay away.
I had a pair of those. Lovely glasses they were.
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